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    Default Funniest introductions from customers

    This may have been done before, but here goes:

    Gals, - I'm constantly impressed with your creative intros as you hustle for dances.

    Let me know of some of the best responses or introductions you get from your customers.

    Thanx

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    Default Re: Funniest introductions from customers

    The people who know mythology often comment on my name, which is Ambrosia
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    They assume my name is fake, so they come up with a fake name of their own. I think it's funny but I'll call them whatever they like. Or they something like "Don't you know who I am"? and I'll be like, "No, should I"? I know one entertainer who first introduces herself and afterwards asks "So, would you like to go upstairs and get your dick hard"?

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    Default Re: Funniest introductions from customers

    Thanks, Greenid -

    A gal at my fav SC has a good intro: "Want a naked girl on you lap?"
    It's a hard line to ignore.

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    How about one someone mentioned on here which I use often - "Wanna get fucked?" and wait for shocked look or giant grin and say "Youll feel real fucked when I clean out your wallet!" Gets guys laughing and theyll 90% of the time get a dance...

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenidlady1
    They assume my name is fake, so they come up with a fake name of their own. I think it's funny but I'll call them whatever they like. Or they something like "Don't you know who I am"? and I'll be like, "No, should I"? I know one entertainer who first introduces herself and afterwards asks "So, would you like to go upstairs and get your dick hard"?
    Yea - I have a customer who I call Jack - thats his 'stage name' that we made up.

    I love when after I introduce myself they say "that your stage name?" and i say yea and they say - well, my stage name is ---- . cute

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    "You come here often?"

    It's so cheesy and overused that men will warm to me and have an old giggle. Then I can use that opportunity to cosy up with them and get on with my business.
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    Him: (motioning wildly to me)
    Me: Hi, how are -
    Him: It's very important that you go to this website, this one, see, can you read this?
    Me: Really? What's your name?
    Him: That's not important. It's important that you go to this website..
    Me: Okay, would you like a dance?
    Him: This is very important, I have been sent to tell you that you have a superior ability to genetically mutate and it is very important that you go to this website.
    Me: Okay, well how bout we do a lapdance and you tell me about it?

    He actually did get a dance.



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    Default Re: Funniest introductions from customers

    Quote Originally Posted by Lena
    Him: (motioning wildly to me)
    Me: Hi, how are -
    Him: It's very important that you go to this website, this one, see, can you read this?
    Me: Really? What's your name?
    Him: That's not important. It's important that you go to this website..
    Me: Okay, would you like a dance?
    Him: This is very important, I have been sent to tell you that you have a superior ability to genetically mutate and it is very important that you go to this website.
    Me: Okay, well how bout we do a lapdance and you tell me about it?

    He actually did get a dance.

    Definitely werid!

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    Default Re: Funniest introductions from customers

    Quote Originally Posted by Malibu
    "You come here often?"
    Hmmm. I'll accept that offer. Let's go.

    another 'cheesy' one
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: Funniest introductions from customers

    so... did you go to the website? *lol*

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