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    So, besides masturbating (not necessarily a bad habit per se ), what are some bad habits ya'all fall into when you're not getting any?

    I notice that I tend to eat more--damn that oral fixation!!!

    Or feel restless, but don't want to do anything...

    and here's a second question: what's the craziest scheme or plan you've gone through in order to get some?

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    Sigh. Sometimes I think about all the pathetic misadventures for "Love" and start singing "Stray Cat Strut"....
    I DO sit on the couch and gawk at men on TV. I used to make fun of my brothers for watching "Baywatch"...but then I discovered shows where I was only watching for the beef. Pretty soon, a bottle of Miller on my stomach & my hiney on the couch meant it was "MaxineTime" & no one could change the channel.
    Craziest scheme.....hmm...I'm pretty direct. I bodyslammed a Navy MP into his bed to let him know it was time for sex. Does that count as scheming?....Naw, probably not.

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    According to recent research, women eat when depressed....men eat when content....so be careful to not be depressed. ME? I eat when I'm awake.

    That aside.....being a guy....we always have a scheme....since personality just really doesn't cut it
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    I totally NEVER feel like having sex with my bf. I get upset when he wants to have sex with me and once even started crying in the middle of it. I guess I really need to get out of this relationship but I care about him and DO love him, just don't feel like having sex with him anymore and haven't for a while. I've never had a problem with not having sex because playing with myself is better anyway.

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    I take Flemish Tap Dancing lessons and spray paint Hindu Sanskrit on the walls of bowling allies.

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    I drink more when I don't have a constant piece, interent porn, don;t really have any schemes

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    OH lets see..

    I write blogs about how I can't find wang

    Then write how bad i want wang

    then how all wang sucks and go into details on what it takes

    then get pissed because anyone i know that reads my blogs and is male says " my god to sleep with you would be nerve wrecking. "

    And i get upset and write about that.

    I tend to cut my hair, dye it some different shade because thats the first thing after being fat I blame my lack of getting sex on.

    I've been known to actually schedule appts with my plastic Surgeon over long extended dry spells. And have him turn me away in fear he'll start a bad trend with me.

    Take all my current fad into salvation army... turn around and work 6 days straight to afford some new wardrobe to attract this mysterious new guy... and repeat in 6 months.

    The worst is when I start trolling through my friend list on myspace lol

    The best scheme...

    hands down my current move to chicago. all in order to make solid some sex with an ex or a larger dating poole as he's now informed me he's moving to fucking LA.

    The cost thus far 4500 dollars.
    God i can't win.

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    MoJo your avatar disturbs me. :S
    I tend to only shave my legs when Im going to work that day amongst other things.
    I eat and stay inside more.
    I dont even 'sturb at home anymore.
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    If my man and I are going through a slump I end up picking fights with him about stupid things just to get some attention and maybe even get some make-up action.

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    I went without it for so damn long that it came a way of living for me.. not just "bad habits".

    I must admit that if it wasn't for dancing, I probably wouldn't keep "down there" so waxed as I'm not getting any... however since I do dance..

    Hmm... I don't eat more or less... I guess I have more "me" time... find myself wondering around the 'net for porn a little more... having really erotic-like-it-is-real type of sex dreams....

    as for schemes... nah... too much effort! I'm lazy!


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    I go with out any for very long periods of time, and my boyfriend and I live together!!!!

    I get frustrated because he doesn't like me to masturbate. Drives me nuts!!

    I eat more.

    As far as scheming, never done it, mabye my problem is that I'm too direct about wanting to have sex.

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    I wonder what regular means ? When I was 18 regular was 7 nights a week if only that miracle was an available option . In my early 20's it was three times a week . In my 30's it was twice or maybe once a week . Late 30's just into the 40's its maybe twice a month . Note; after 22 it was the same person to the present day . It sounds like a lame excuse but we are mostly friggen tired after a long work day .Back on topic after my Regular clarification ; I'm on the net too much ! Besides that really I dont think she has any complaints about the sex I'm game if she is .

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ
    I wonder what regular means ? When I was 18 regular was 7 nights a week if only that miracle was an available option . In my early 20's it was three times a week . In my 30's it was twice or maybe once a week . Late 30's just into the 40's its maybe twice a month . Note; after 22 it was the same person to the present day . It sounds like a lame excuse but we are mostly friggen tired after a long work day .Back on topic after my Regular clarification ; I'm on the net too much ! Besides that really I dont think she has any complaints about the sex I'm game if she is .
    At 53, the miracle is having any, at all. It is at times like this that I get out the scrapbook of headlines from the last time I had sex. They say things like "Reagan Sworn In for Second Term"......
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    I eat too much and drink too much, and blow off shaving. And I masturbate incessantly.

    It's been over two weeks since I saw my bf. This has been the case. I'm thinking that very soon I will have to shave and get pretty and head down to one of those raunchy Memphis strip clubs for some high-mileage dances. I am rapidly turning into a strip-club addict; I've visited four (as a customer) in the past three weeks. Since I have no money, this is a problem. Oh well, the good thing about being an unescorted female customer is not having to buy my own drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ
    I wonder what regular means ? When I was 18 regular was 7 nights a week if only that miracle was an available option . In my early 20's it was three times a week . In my 30's it was twice or maybe once a week . Late 30's just into the 40's its maybe twice a month . Note; after 22 it was the same person to the present day . It sounds like a lame excuse but we are mostly friggen tired after a long work day .Back on topic after my Regular clarification ; I'm on the net too much ! Besides that really I dont think she has any complaints about the sex I'm game if she is .
    Regular means any imo. I went without for over a year just before I decided to get it on with The Fireman. It was thru choice and circumstance.

    Tho' you did make me laugh as I can see the humour


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    I just keep on truckin the same way I have been for the last 7 years. One day at a time...and a lot of cold water.
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    I think one blessing of zooming past 45 is that I don't miss sex the way I did when I was in my 20s. Back then, I often felt like (and this will date me) Mr. Spock in that Star Trek episode in which, before his pre-arranged marriage on Vulcan, he enters his primative, 7-year-mating cycle and ends up fighting--and seemingly killing--his captain and friend Jim Kirk. In other words, I was crazy and made lots of bad choices. Nowadays I feel far more selective. (Or maybe I'm just rationalizing the longest sexual dry spell in my entire freakin' life???)

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    Oh my god, I am craving sex. I've been in relationships for as long as I remember, and I was so used to having sex whenever I felt like it, which was great. But, I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I'm so tempted to call him so we can have some sex...ugh!

    I find myself drinking more, especially at work, and flirting with EVERYONE. I have incredible urges to make out with with people, especially girls I work with. I also am having urges to shop more, even for small things, but especially shoes and clothes. I don't find masterbating nearly as satisfying as having intercourse with a guy, so it really doesn't help much. I've never really had casual sex, but I think I'll be trying it soon, cause I'm just not as content/relaxed if I'm not getting any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LusciousLyzz
    I go with out any for very long periods of time, and my boyfriend and I live together!!!!

    I get frustrated because he doesn't like me to masturbate. Drives me nuts!!

    I eat more.

    As far as scheming, never done it, mabye my problem is that I'm too direct about wanting to have sex.
    He DOESN'T LIKE YOU TO MASTURBATE?!?!? Then he needs to stand up and deliver or shut the hell up. Shoot, most guys would want to WATCH and he doesn't want you to do it at all? Sounds like virgin complex for this guy.

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    Attractive women who can't get regular sex?

    Allow me to help you ladies out.

    Virtually every man that you see wants sex all the time.

    Problem solved

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    Zen Master Wisdom- for someone with a high drive, there is never "enough" sex. BUT with time one sees the complications that frequent sex brings to life. Thus....there is masturbation.

    Since having this epiphany, I don't even want to deal with men. OK solo....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl
    So, besides masturbating (not necessarily a bad habit per se ), what are some bad habits ya'all fall into when you're not getting any?

    I notice that I tend to eat more--damn that oral fixation!!!

    Or feel restless, but don't want to do anything...

    and here's a second question: what's the craziest scheme or plan you've gone through in order to get some?

    answer to first question - none

    answer to second question - see above

    sex isn't important to me...at all. otherwise i would not have been celebate for years, and i'm still celebate now.

    why do some people still have to fight to get the same opportunities that are given to others?

    reclusiveness...is a good thing.

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    well nowadays i don't have any schemes, but when i was 18 i drove 16.5 hours just to get some sex. *blushes* i still can't believe i drove that far!! But to justify it, the guy was a virgin, he was hot as hell and he threw me one hell of a party!
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    Bad habits, if it could be considered bad: not getting sex so i'd get a pain fix instead.( i'm a sadomasochist) Which usualy ment a new piercing.

    And I'd end making out and fondling my female friends, I'd do that regardless of when I last got sex though. And fucking my friends. Cause hey, if you can't fuck your friends, who can you. Its my prerequisit for casual sex. But then I'm an odd girl.

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