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    Default My name is VulvaMae

    and my parents hate me.

    lmao, anyone looking for baby/stripper names...

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    Oh god. I've known mormons and lots of them, they do name their kids funny things. I've personaly known a number of people with names on that list. Though most of the weird ones I've known in person, their names are taken from people in the Book of Mormon,its like their bible. Makes you wonder where the parents of the people in the book got the names from.

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    so VulvaMae is in their bible? lol.
    "The herd walks off the cliff because the herd are not a group of individuals - the herd is a mass of followers and followers follow the path of cowardice."

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    Well the closest they have to my little girls name is the same but spelled so much different.

    Her's is Darien, and they have Darienne, which actually I kinda like, lol.

    But her's is celt, and the only name we could both agree on male or female, lol!!!
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    I actually knew a girl whose real name was Candice Dix -- yup, Candy Dix.

    I can't imagine what her parents were thinking...
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    A friend of mine went to school with a black kid named Shithead,pronounced,Shi-theed.
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    Huh... the name I want if I ever have a boy is in there.


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    I knew a girl in school who's dad was Richard weed aka Dick Weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pissymissy
    so VulvaMae is in their bible? lol.
    Haha I wish. Man I swear a lot of those names looks like they were made up while high. How they managed that is beyod me since they're not even supposed to drink caffine. Yep gotta love it. You can't drink, smoke, swear, do anything fun, but you can have more than one wife. Used to be able to anyway, till it got made illigal. We'll breed them all out and give them crazy names so we can be spotted a mile a way. Run for your lives, the mormons are coming.

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    Lots of odd given names in the southern appalachains.
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    K, I'm changing my name from Piper to Codiene. Maybe in my next life I'll be Vicoden. Oh wait, Vicoden isn't in there. LOL!

    Oh, even better, can you imagine introducing someone to your son "Thermos"? Hahahahahaha!

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    Just so we don't all think that all the Mormons give us is dumb stuff:

    http://www.familysearch.org/

    I plugged in a couple dead relatives and found some interesting information on birth places, places of residence, social security number (strangely), etc.

    Fortunately, from a security perspective, it seems to come up with nothing on living persons.

    Just something else to play with.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Shithead, huh.... i'd like for a few of my exes to have that name. would make it so easy to express my feelings, and no retaliation... but then of course you're screwing and you moan, "oh Shithead, fuck me hard, oh you're the best!" wonder how you even shorten that name... or imagine you're marrying him and are standing at the altar, and it goes, "Will you Shithead take blah blah to be your lawfully wedded..."

    of course if he grows up to be a sub it works out.

    aren't names like these a form of child abuse?
    "The herd walks off the cliff because the herd are not a group of individuals - the herd is a mass of followers and followers follow the path of cowardice."

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    Quote Originally Posted by pissymissy
    Shithead, huh.... i'd like for a few of my exes to have that name. would make it so easy to express my feelings, and no retaliation... but then of course you're screwing and you moan, "oh Shithead, fuck me hard, oh you're the best!" wonder how you even shorten that name... or imagine you're marrying him and are standing at the altar, and it goes, "Will you Shithead take blah blah to be your lawfully wedded..."

    of course if he grows up to be a sub it works out.

    aren't names like these a form of child abuse?
    I don't know but this is New Orleans after all.The blacks down here name their kids all sorts of wacky names.
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    Default Re: My name is VulvaMae

    Yeah, like the whites don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist
    Yeah, like the whites don't.
    Not so much down here.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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