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    Dispater Codes and Jelly Bracelets

    Perhaps a discreet means of your extras girl telling you how extensive the menu is? Hmm.


    They're not quite parallel lists, but after reading them both, I think you'll see my point.

    http://www.zbone.com/zone/dispater.htm
    http://www.sex-bracelets.com/color.shtml

    In case you have no clue what I'm talking about, here's the 411 on the "sex bracelet" urban legend.

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/school/bracelet.asp
    http://www.cnn.com/2003/EDUCATION/12...x.bracelet.ap/
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gel_bracelet

    It wouldn't surprise me if some gals in strip clubs weren't doing this already. Of course in order for it to work, the customer would have to know about this little game, and specifically the color codes. My bumpkin ass just found out about this today.
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    Default Re: Dispater Codes and Jelly Bracelets

    LOL cool Doc. No worries on bumpkin. Its a lil to much like fast food places for me.
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    Default Re: Dispater Codes and Jelly Bracelets

    Oh, for Chrissakes. Talk about an elementary school mindset on the part of anyone subscribing to this concept.

    This statement pretty much sums up the practicality of it:
    "The color code for sex bracelets seems to vary according to location; purple may mean anal sex in one city and holding hands in another."

    The SCJ corollary:
    "The availability of extras seems to vary according to SC location; a naked woman may mean extras in one club and holding hands in another."

    As to the practicality of using number codes for any useful purpose other than projecting a James Bond fantasy, i.e., to avoid prosecution for soliciting, Evan's Law holds that the likelihood of widespread customer understanding of them is in inverse proportion to the likelihood that the cops would learn them quicker.

    Secret decoder navel rings anyone?

    -Ev

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    Default Re: Dispater Codes and Jelly Bracelets

    Quote Originally Posted by evan_essence
    Evan's Law holds that the likelihood of widespread customer understanding of them is in inverse proportion to the likelihood that the cops would learn them quicker.
    I can just imagine the cops taking photos of the dancer's wrists as evidence.


    "As you can see your honor, Miss ________ was wearing black and blue bracelets. We haven't seen evidence this damning of a crime since we busted those three black guys in the ghetto for talking to one another on a street corner."
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    In case you have no clue what I'm talking about, here's the 411 on the "sex bracelet" urban legend.
    i read about it and it's nothing new. in my youth, wearing two or three thin belts was fashionable among young girls. how that turned into a sign that she was putting out. only horny a 13 y.o. teenagers knows the answer.
    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    It wouldn't surprise me if some gals in strip clubs weren't doing this already. Of course in order for it to work, the customer would have to know about this little game, and specifically the color codes. My bumpkin ass just found out about this today.
    why bother? asking if you just came to buy dances is a lot simpler.
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