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    God-damn-it....


    You chicks are all crazy. All of you. Every last one. Niuts nuts nuts!







    I go from one girl that wants me to move to california with her after two dates (not shitting you here), to a girl who starts talking about little kids. I go on one date with this chick!

    Look, you females talk about how dumb us men can be, well you don't have so much room to stand on as you think you do. You're as crazy as we are.



    So how come bridgette isn't like "dude, i've totally fallen for you?" Why is this not happening? God-damn-it wtf! I am upset here! Why are all the crazies the non-bridgettes!
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    You're just so perfect. I mean, what woman wouldn't want to marry you after your inital hand-shake? You're the perfect man it's obvious. Lol, just busting your chops. Some people are just hung up on having someone and finding their one and only. Be flattered...and scared. Good luck with those, sounds like awkward city. P.S: Marry me?
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    a girl who starts talking about little kids. I go on one date with this chick!

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    Geezzz, RUN like the wind!!!!! Hahahaha, that's fucking scary! Hmm, let us know what your next dates like - you know bad luck always happens in 3's (-:

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    Yea, Well I had a girl on Myspace PM me , divorced, 2 kids, and actually quite attractive. Her mission to find a father for her kids and I had that I it is clearly noted that I am married.

    I quickly adjusted my profile to emphasize that I am not out for a second wife..

    Unless it's one of you gals screwing with me....

    Besides Madcap, they say that nerds make the best husbands. I think you are due to march to the alter.

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    Madcap.. there are men out there like that too! LOL.. wow.. kids though? I hope you ran very fast in the opposite direction!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    God-damn-it....


    You chicks are all crazy. All of you. Every last one. Niuts nuts nuts!
    Just go through the yahoo personals. You can see craziness all over.

    "Can you make me laugh?" Translation: You are to be my entertainment director.

    "No game players" Translation: I will assume you are a cheating liar so get use to the suspicion.

    "Seeking someone real" Translation: Expect to prove yourself to the day you die.

    "... Sweet thing... Princess ... " Translation: Expect you to have money and to spend it on me until I divorce you so I won't have to work so hard to get your money.


    "Seeking a stable man" Translation: I am unstable. Find and lock up all sharp objects in the house before going to sleep.

    I could go on but I'll just look bitter.

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    Men aren't the only one's with one-track minds.

    Unfortunately, most of the gals I meet are similar. I'm tired of the gals looking for sugar daddies (been there done that) or someone to parent their kids from some other Joe (been there, done that).

    Men are screwed up as well. It seems that we are all in such a rush.

    See if you can meet the gal for coffee or lunch a couple of times first. Keep those expectations low.

    When a reporter asked Winston Churchill on his 35th wedding anniversary about the key to a successful marriage. Ol' WC replied: "Low expectations"

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    that's funny. i had a few dates with guys who'd on the first date talk about us going backpacking together, me meeting his mom and how much she'd love me, settling down, having kids, etc. Maybe they say it cuz they think women want to hear it? And women say it cuz that's what (some of them) want to hear (bio. clock, who knows), and assume men do too...anyway, after the first date these guys were never heard from again. either they were serious, and i never get too personal when i start dating someone and can appear too nonchalant, or were doing it expecting i'd be hooked and put out right away, expecting it to result in a ring on my finger. But aside from gender, i think there's a certain type of a person who gets excited very easily, cuz they are led by imagination, and then cools off just as fast. So it's not personal. And then some people are very intuitive and know when they first meet someone that they are very compatible with that person, feel very comfortable with them. But more often than not the other party is not as quick, and gets overwhelmed and freaked out at what they perceive as overfamiliarity.
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    Madcap, you been hittin' the Funky Cold Medina?


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Sugar daddies are great :-)

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    Yes, women are crazy. Embrace it, love it...

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    hey, that's not all. That watsu girl, the one that wanted me off to cali with her, comes in my buddy's house and within like ten minutes we find out she's been suicidal and is basically an emotional wreck. Some people just shouldn't talk.

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    Oh mister madcap,
    Our simpleton lifestyles lack the complexity to truely entertain the woman of quality for longer than a weekend *sigh*

    See the REAL weird part about all this, is I know you enough to know you're a good guy, yet like you, we meet these people because everything was going so GOOD up till that moment where you're sipping on your chicken noodle soup and you hear 'Want to move to cali with me?' in the most honest yet vapid voice ever and as your right eye begins to bleed, you swear you hear a high pitched breaking noice.

    Know if either one of these were nympho maniacs? I ran into those before.

    Hang in there bro *hangs picture of kitten on tight rope*

    Heh, I suggest one-upping them in weird. Just...pee your pants next time one "runs up to you" then act like you didn't even notice.
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    yeah, sure. blame it on a woman's sexual drive. Madcap, you must have some damned strong pheremones to be pulling in these sex kittens before even sleeping with them.

    And as for not being able to entertain the women of quality for longer than a weekend, don't blame that on the woman. Admittedly, these girls who want MC to move in with them or have their children, parent their children, or parent THEM are wacko. But for the good women perhaps instead of complexity, quality women are searching for a challenge.

    Madcap, WHERE are you meeting these women? And ignore Mast; he's just wishing he could run into more crazy nymphomaniacs of quality...but aren't we all.

    SOOOO, <in her most hoest yet vapid voice ever>,

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    She was one of the top five most sexually intriguing dancers I'd met, not for any specific reason, she just excited me. I got her number and called her on the phone and we talked for like an hour, she was very interesting to talk to as well...but she had a restraining order out against her for harrassing her ex-boyfriend (and admitted it to me in this first phone call, talking about how she did harass him and needs to learn to control her anger and is seeing a social worker about it). She said she would call me back, but I decided not to give her my number...I missed out on what might have been a whirlwind fling with an intoxicating dancer, but also missed out on maybe having a stalker. Always something...

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    yes, there are men like that too. there are nut cases of both sexes. I went out with this one guy and he sort of annoyed me and he called me non-stop over and over until I finally answered. good god if I don't call back after 10 messages maybe I don't want to go out again!

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    I'm weird.. just in a good way... I hope..

    First dates.. yeh.. The Fireman wanted to sleep with me on the first date. Couldn't blame him really as it was a definately a nice passionate 'first kiss' between us on that date. Yum... the thought did pass thru my mind.

    Instead I held back.. waited a little bit longer before I decided.. I could go either of two directions and just wanted to see where he was at... he chose love affair (a mainly sexual casual 'light' relationship). We're exclusive. At first I didn't want to be as I thought it limiting... at the same time.. well.. I didn't really have too many other options so what the hey.. I agreed.

    Now.. I'm torn. I am actually a little fond of the bastard. I have no idea if he is holding back as well so as to keep it casual and light (like I am doing). This isn't to say that I am not having fun and enjoying things as they are right now... just that.. well.. I don't want this love affair to keep going for months without any real committment from either of our ends (as in the relationship turning from affair to 'relationship').

    *sigh*

    At least I am not asking much else from him except for a place to have our fun! LOL!

    I'm happy with it right now, I'm not going to pressure him or myself anymore.

    Now.. how the hell did I get onto this tangent?

    In the end, if the person is too "open" on the first date.. I'm outta there. I want to know the basics.. I don't want to start planning anything... goodness... it's the first date!


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    Hey, they're almost all whacko around here, men and women both.

    Which brings me to the Royal Theorem of Sexual Equality, positing that all men are assholes, and all women are bitches--it's just a matter of degree and timing...

    What guy here will stand up and say he's never, ever been an asshole?

    Not me, certainly.

    But you have had yourself a couple of real winners, there, Madcap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl
    ... quality women are searching for a challenge. ....
    Life is a challenge.

    Insecure women need to chase after a man in order to reassure themselves they have caught the best they can get. Of course pathetic fawning is not attractive, but the "challenge" games taught by "dating" books has gotten out of control. I'm sick of guys acting like assholes and being cheap to prove what studs they are and that they don't really give a shit. And I'm tired of trying to be the first one to hang up the phone. Rudeness has somehow become an element of courting.

    Secure women and men don't need a stream of artificial indicators to convince themselves they have a quality mate.

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    Secure women and men don't need a stream of artificial indicators to convince themselves they have a quality mate.
    Well said.

    It would certainly help if men and women weren't so bent on pursuing and consuming the conventional wisdom and psuedo-psychology of magazines like Maxim and Cosmo when looking for guidance on how to conduct relationships with the opposite sex. Talk about the Dumbing Down of America...
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    MAd, I think i have you beat in the latch-on sprint Olympics!

    When I was stationed in Germany, I couldn't meet ANY iinteresting men, so I placed a personals ad. The point of the ad was that I was looking for a CASUAL relationship. I just wanted someone to sleep with and go places with.

    I got over 100 replies, including

    -- ski trip invitations

    --romantic walks on beaches (there are none in Germany)

    --and--believe it or not, several Marriage Proposals.

    Yep. Through. The. Mail.

    Sight unseen.


    So, my point would be, there are those quick-latcher-on'ers of BOTH sexes!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Well said.

    It would certainly help if men and women weren't so bent on pursuing and consuming the conventional wisdom and psuedo-psychology of magazines like Maxim and Cosmo when looking for guidance on how to conduct relationships with the opposite sex. Talk about the Dumbing Down of America...

    Both of you have it well said.

    Attaining the best possible mate is about being yourself. Not what the rules hand you. I.E. be sure to get off the phone first. Make sure not to talk too much. Whatever. When you change your personality for the sake of courtship you invest in the lie. Be yourself, and accept nothing less than what you would want. If things go south because of you being yourself, at least you wont be surprised about it after the game is over. Casual once told me that unhappyness comes when you make excuses for what you want. As harsh as it sounds, it's the truth. If you want something, and you do anything but try to achieve it, you only shortchange yourself. Sure there are grey areas to this, but for the most part the formula can be applied without fail. It certainly worked for me.

    In short <using myself as an example> Mast is Mast. If am too weird/funny/shy/lame/quiet/loud/obnoxious/polite/simple/complex/challenging/or easily attained for her taste, I'm ok with that, and not in a egotistical way. And she should be ok with it to. I'm not going to fake something I'm not and I wouldn't expect her to settle for something she wants. It's just not necessary.

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    What are there, between two and four billion women in the world? To project personality traits to that many (you girls are all nuts) based on two experiences is a bit of a statistical stretch, isn't it?

    Traditionally, men offer the big cave to get to the little cave. Women offer the little cave to get to the big cave. But there are certainly many exceptions to that, too. So it goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Attaining the best possible mate is about being yourself.
    How about 'Attaining the best possible mate is about being your best possible self'? Of course, what that self is can be a conundrum in itself.

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    not true.
    You can't be your best all the time. You can't even try to be your best all the time. But you can always be yourself. Except me, every now and then I'm Batman.
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