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    Lightbulb I got hustled!

    I fell for the greatest hustle ever last night... by a waitress in long sleeves and a necktie at a regular bar on Beale Street, no less! It wasn't anything specific that she did, but now I want to go back and ask her for lessons. She was adorable and played me like a grand piano. Amazing. If it had been a strip club, I would've maxed out my credit cards on VIP's.

    As it was, I left her a $10 tip on a $17 tab...

    What goes around comes around, huh?
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    I would tip that much if I liked the person. Karma is a great thing!
    It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird

    Blessed Be

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    Yes, indeed. It was embarrassing though; I was acting like every PL customer I've ever had. I KNEW I was acting like that, and I kept doing it! I was thoroughly smitten with her and kept telling my friend I'd just met the love of my life. LOL! I didn't get a clear head and realize what happened until halfway through the game we went to watch, and even then I really wanted to go back to the bar and see her again. My friend had to drag me away.

    The waitress suggested we all swap numbers, but I'm not going to call her. If she calls me, I'll shit myself and happily give her every penny I don't have, but I'm happy enough knowing that I just witnessed the work of a Grand Master Hustler.

    I have no idea why this girl isn't stripping. She could pull $2000 a night in Vegas without breaking a sweat.

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    I love having girl crushes...I have one now on my Political Geography teacher..she is so cute!!! P.S. Don't feel too bad I got hustled by an old lady at IHOP...and I freakin love her
    Emiliana



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    YEP - don't feel bad! My favorite bartender is a 50 year old lady and she is one hustlin bitch. I can't leave her bar until I spend all my money.... last week she kept me there 3 hours longer than I planned by trying to put a condom on her head and blow it up! I got so into it I kept buying shot after shot for me and my girl friends... even had some of them trying it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dancinslifoxxx17
    I would tip that much if I liked the person. Karma is a great thing!

    Think and Grow Rich...

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    Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. ~Abraham Lincoln

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    How to people learn to be such good hustlers? I wanna be one

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    No kidding. I'm tons better after the DW thing, but this girl was a freakin' genius. And she's absolutely beautiful, even in that stupid waiter outfit and ponytail. Why, why, why isn't this girl stripping?? She was born to do it!

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    10 bucks? Not too big of a hustle. Sounds like she deserved it.

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    Ha!ha! I also tip well because I beleive in the good karma of it.

    My best friend (who is a dancer also) and I have a favorite restaraunt (they have sushi on one side- for me; Italian plus steaks (for her) and lobster (for both of us- when customers take us out!) on the other side. We go there all the time, sometimes we even leave work early to go (as the kitchens open late). Of course we always tip well, and even have a repetoire w/ some of the staff. One time we went in dressed like slobs because we'd taken the night of to veg out and when the hostess tried to seat us the first waiter turnred his nose up and wouldn't take us and "pawned" us off on a new guy. We ended up tipping him $100 on $40. He thought it was the greatest because due to the fact he was new he had been getting crappy tables all night. And we have a pact that if we ever get sat in section of the waiter who refused to serve us we're demanding someone else!


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    TFD, it wasn't the money hustle, it was the game she played with *me.* If it had been a strip club, I would've given her everything I owned for a few hours in VIP. Come to think of it, it's a good thing she's NOT stripping.

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    is there anyway you can explain this "game" more? if u have time lol

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    more details! or are you just lust-stricken???

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    So, she's a great actress?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerWealth
    Think and Grow Rich...
    Napoleon Hill.

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    It's not anything specific... she just made conversation and said everything I would've expected from the perfect woman. She must have picked up on my cues, and told stories that fit it. After awhile, she even started talking about hanging out together and suggested we swap numbers and whatnot (of course she never called). I'm tempted to call her, but I got the vibe later that it was all a hustle. I wish I could be more specific, because I'd love to be able to do it too!

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    You are lust stricken! call her!! you're so cute in your avatar, call her right now!!

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    yeah! what she said.

    doooo iiiiiit <<brandishing fist>>

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    oh... and what is this 'perfect woman' of which you speak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    It's not anything specific... she just made conversation and said everything I would've expected from the perfect woman. She must have picked up on my cues, and told stories that fit it. After awhile, she even started talking about hanging out together and suggested we swap numbers and whatnot (of course she never called). I'm tempted to call her, but I got the vibe later that it was all a hustle. I wish I could be more specific, because I'd love to be able to do it too!
    Call, the worst that can happen is she'll say no, or not pick up.

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    Perfect Woman:
    I don't know how much of this is true, but she said she grew up on a farm, is 23, has a Master's and just started med school, hangs out sometimes at the strip club and let a stripper-friend pull her up on stage, and hustles bigger tips when waiting tables by pretending to be girlfriends with another waitress. Apparently she also has a concealed-carry and is a great shot. She's a gun-toting super-smart girly-girl who happens to be incredibly sexy and fun to talk to. Yeah, I'm smitten.

    Y'all have a point... maybe I should call her. My bf says I should. She hasn't called me though and it was Monday night, so I'm inclined to think she's not interested. My friend wants to go the strip club on Saturday; should I call the girl and invite her to go with us?

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    Yes. What can it hurt to invite her along and see if you get along past that.
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    I'm hesitant about inviting her out with my friends... my friends don't want to watch me chase girls, LOL! The friend I was with when I met her, is a devout Catholic 27-year-old virgin. She was getting nauseated with all the flirting.

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    A 27 year old catholic virgin wants to go to a SC? WHOA! Fuck it, I say invite her anyways it will give you some time to see if she's bullshitting you. At 23, I'd doubt she has a Masters. Most bachelor programs will take 3-5 years and a masters will usually take 2 at least so it sounds too good to be true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    It's not anything specific... she just made conversation and said everything I would've expected from the perfect woman. She must have picked up on my cues, and told stories that fit it. After awhile, she even started talking about hanging out together and suggested we swap numbers and whatnot (of course she never called). I'm tempted to call her, but I got the vibe later that it was all a hustle. I wish I could be more specific, because I'd love to be able to do it too!
    Hi...there's a thread on the blue side titled "Being a Money Slave"...may I suggest you give it a read. Here's the link

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