after many hours of sitting in the dressing room of work, wishing i could get my boobs done earlier, rather then being n the floor earning money, i have thought of some fairly humorous "come backs" for the a$$hole men who think that telling us we have small boobs bothers us!!!
HEHE THINK AGAIN BOYS!!
Customer: Your boobs are too small to go for a dance with (and all the other bs they say about my boobs being barely there!)
Me: If you wanted tits i suggest you look for the nearest dairy farm
Me: Like cows do you
Me: Really i got a boob job last week, *looks down at chest* shit they forgot to put them in
Any other funny things you say to the dickheads when they try their hardest to make us feel like lowering ourself to their standard?
I have heard plenty of creative things said back, these are just a few i have said to them on the spare of the moment thing!
My new concept is to make them laugh to get their money, i have grown out of the stage of caring to be sexy, and time flies when you laugh non-stop at work over and 8 hour shift, not to mention i go home and sleep really quickly too!
hope you enjoy and i hope i have inspired others!
xoxo
fifi



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