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    Default What to say back to them

    after many hours of sitting in the dressing room of work, wishing i could get my boobs done earlier, rather then being n the floor earning money, i have thought of some fairly humorous "come backs" for the a$$hole men who think that telling us we have small boobs bothers us!!!

    HEHE THINK AGAIN BOYS!!

    Customer: Your boobs are too small to go for a dance with (and all the other bs they say about my boobs being barely there!)

    Me: If you wanted tits i suggest you look for the nearest dairy farm
    Me: Like cows do you
    Me: Really i got a boob job last week, *looks down at chest* shit they forgot to put them in

    Any other funny things you say to the dickheads when they try their hardest to make us feel like lowering ourself to their standard?

    I have heard plenty of creative things said back, these are just a few i have said to them on the spare of the moment thing!

    My new concept is to make them laugh to get their money, i have grown out of the stage of caring to be sexy, and time flies when you laugh non-stop at work over and 8 hour shift, not to mention i go home and sleep really quickly too!

    hope you enjoy and i hope i have inspired others!

    xoxo
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    Default Re: What to say back to them

    eh, I walk away

    frankly, if they aren't giving me money, I have no time for them. Plus they might fire back harder and hurt your feelings...and ruin your mood.

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    Default Re: What to say back to them

    hehe this post was ment to be seen in a funny way, it must be very different where i work compared to some other girls!

    i some how seem to make more money by humiliating them and making them laugh till they cry (thanks celia for teaching me the tricks of the trade)

    compared when i act sexy (well normally) i earn double atleast when i make them laugh hard! weird i know, but just the way they seem to enjoy things

    i think it is long time gone in clubs where i have worked to make them think about other things, rather then, just give them a hell of a good laugh, some times stereotyppe strippers and tell them what they want to hear, to me it is now a comedy act (thank god)

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    It's not just chicks with small boobs, guys will say anything to anyone once they have a few drinks in them, just to be mean or be a smart ass. The percent of those that do not do this is very, very small.

    For example, I'm tall, six feet without my shoes - so I call guys "shorty" obviously I'm joking around because I'm smiling and already I've made a few jokes with the guy I'm speaking to. They usually assume I'm talking about their dick. Oh HAHA! Thats just -so- funny, not.

    Some guys just need to leave the funny stuff to professionals. * sighs *

    Miss R.

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    well, mine are barely a B cup, and in different clubs i had guys asking if i have implants/if they are real. wtf? aside from the obvious resp, "no they are imaginary", i just check to see how much they had to drink/ask if they usually wear glasses and forgot today, and laugh (btw, i don't say anything in a mean way). if someone ever insulted my titty size, i'd just say "wanna see a real huge boob look in a mirror", or if they were fat i'd say, "yeah, sorry hun, not everyone knows how to grow 'em as big as yours. what's your bra size?"
    "The herd walks off the cliff because the herd are not a group of individuals - the herd is a mass of followers and followers follow the path of cowardice."

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    I ask if they would like to donate to my titty fund.
    It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird

    Blessed Be

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    I agree with you on the humour thing and making money. I find rudeness / assertivness can make you money too (if people are rude or a bit "off" to you and you are nasty, rude oe sarcastic back at them). And definatly work has to be fun!
    I don't think I have any one liners about boob size, I've not really had anyone comment on them negitivly yet... lol - sorry I don't have anything to add.

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    Your pictures are a wonderfull addition.

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    Default Re: What to say back to them

    Hehe..I'd have to say what lil' foxxx said

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    Default Re: What to say back to them

    I've had guys ask me when I'm going to or why haven't i had my tits done. My standard response, and I truly beleive this, is....

    "When your tits are perfect like mine you don't have to have them done."

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    Default Re: What to say back to them

    Quote Originally Posted by mild2wild


    Any other funny things you say to the dickheads when they try their hardest to make us feel like lowering ourself to their standard?
    "Oh no! Did my drink just fall in your lap?? I'm SOOOOOOO sorry! K, bye."

    So it's only funny to me, still worth it.
    "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually who are you not to be?" -- Marianne Williamson.

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