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    Default im so drunk i cant work my microwave

    i came home from a few clubs(regular clubs not stirp clubs like these fucking custy gimps) and im so god damn drunk ic an't even figure out how to worok my damnmicrowave


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    Default Re: im so drunk i cant work my microwave

    first, get naked. Pick up a knife. RUN AROUND. it should work after that

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    Default Re: im so drunk i cant work my microwave

    no but part II is happening tonight
    I dunno whjy but my friend had a fight at the jack in the box near mission bear, near the roller coaster.

    But let this be a warning to all those who work long hours and then suddenly get time off to play around at night
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    Default Re: im so drunk i cant work my microwave

    Be sure you put the cat inside of it first (or whatever small mammal you can forage). Then follow Sandy's knife advice.

    After that you're on your own.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: im so drunk i cant work my microwave

    Quote Originally Posted by Sh0t
    no but part II is happening tonight
    I dunno whjy but my friend had a fight at the jack in the box near mission bear, near the roller coaster.
    Now that could only happen to a gimp.

    You should have gone across the street for some pizza.

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    Default Re: im so drunk i cant work my microwave

    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    You should have gone across the street for some pizza.
    They make a nice big zepola there, too.

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    This is why one touch microwaving is the shit.Just press one button or number, and it works! Hallellujah!

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