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    I Think This Is Nice :-) Please Read

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    Andy Rooney says:

    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman
    over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
    something more interesting.

    A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

    A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

    A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

    Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
    where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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    Heh.. Very nice, SBE.

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    Hell yeah! I can't wait till I'm old :-)



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    <--- will NEVER grow up.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    After reading and posting in another lounge thread which I found upsetting, I must say that I really needed this one.

    Many thanks to Star for sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Heh.. Very nice, SBE.
    Didn't someone post this before, Rhiannon?
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Love it! I truly do believe that a woman gets more beautiful as she ages. I can't wait till I'm 40! All that sexiness and wisdom!

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    lol my bad if this is a repeat :-( just wanted to put a lil smile on your pretty faces :-)

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    Default Re: I Think This Is Nice :-) Please Read

    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    Didn't someone post this before, Rhiannon?
    Post the link, SILVERBACK

    I may have posted it ages ago.. I can't remember.

    (No need to apologize, SBE! It's a great post. I honestly can't remember if I posted it before or not. And even if I did, it was probably a year or two ago)

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    Arrrrrgh!!!


    I can't find it, dammit!!

    But, I know you did!!

    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    LOL

    I searched and couldn't find it either. I guess it was a long long time ago.

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    Aha! I found it. Only, when I got it in my email and passed it on here, it was under the title of "Women Over 30" not "Women Over 40". Ah well, no biggie. I think all or most of it applies to us over 30s too.

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    Thanks Star. After a 10lb weight gain over my month long vacation and looking at all the pretty young girls down there in sunny FL, I needed to read this.

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    Default Re: I Think This Is Nice :-) Please Read

    another myth like the BBW
    You can't love something you think is flawless - me


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    Default Re: I Think This Is Nice :-) Please Read

    aww, that was a really sweet post. I think I'm a woman over forty, even though I'm in my twenties, and the few areas where I'm not--I would be proud to learn to be like a forty year old. LOL @ a "Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it"
    Hell Yeah.

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