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    Just curious, what is the worst insult that a customer has told you while working?

    I've had a few, but the worst/most memorable occured when I first started dancing. I was kinda shy and awkward at first, and not exactly a big hustler, only because the stripping industry was a new thing to me. Some guy said I was "too humble to be a dancer." ?!!!

    This is how it went. I approached a group of middle-aged guys for tips/dances, and one of the guys sat me down at a round table inches away from his group, giving me the third degree, asking lots of questions. "Where are you from?" "What got you into dancing?" etc. Nothing new or creative, same old mundane cliched questions. Then in the middle of our convo, he interrupts to say, "Who's that over there? Yeah her, Pink Cheeks", referring to another dancer in hot-pink boy shorts. Then he gets up in the middle of the convo, and takes the girl in pink to the couch room, leaving me by my lonesome! So he wasted my time, didn't even say "excuse me," and couldn't even be bothered to call the other dancer a more respectable name...he used the sexist term "pink cheeks"! But that's not all. Later on after doing my set on stage, I make my way around the outside of the bar to the same group of guys. They tip me dollars, but the *dickhead* from before simply says "You're too humble to be a dancer." So what's he expect me to do?! Sacrifice the good money of dancing, to work as a lowly min-wage Walmart cashier, simply because I'm HUMBLE?? Be used as a cheap time-filler conversationalist until he can find someone better? Get passed over for dances(i.e., money), simply because I wasn't aggressive or slutty? The last thing I wanted to be, was known as conservative or HUMBLE.

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    "you are typical fat ugly with stupid ozzie pride"

    (in the broken jenglish one gets in jp clubs)

    that customer ended up being a good friend and it was his standard greeting to girls from my country who intimidated him. (none of whom were fat or ugly)

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    "How much for sex?" followed by "You don't make much with that attitude, do you?"

    Gets me every time. I can take slams on my appearance. My arrogance is a sheild. When I am told that I should be a prostitute because I can't do anything else, I need to hide in a safe place.

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    The thing that gets under my skin the most and that i find truly offensive is when i get a custy that "knows how strip clubs work" or worse yet, knows "all about strippers". When they don't want a dance and then justify not buying one because i ALWAYS walk out of the club with "at least $1000" but it's probably more like 2-3 grand EVERY NIGHT!
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    Why are you letting this remark from a stranger bother you? I hope you're stronger than that.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    During my first year working here in Florida, I asked a man if he wanted a dance. His reply:


    "I dont think so. sweetheart. Go get some tits, a tan, and some hair bleach and then come back and see me."






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    A guy asked me how old I was. I told him him to guess and gave him the hint that I'm older than I look (I am...I am 25 but almost everyone guesses around 21. I take excellent care of myself.). When I told him I was 25 he said, "No, I can see that. You've got some wrinkles around your eyes. You look at least 25."

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    "Please don't waste your time hun, I don't find black girls attractive... at all!" It was not just what he said it was the crude and loud tone he said it in. i'm sooo over it

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    My worst insults are "how much to take you home" my fav reply is "call your mom, ask her how much she charges and let me know" usually that shuts them up!

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    Some not-so-nice things customers have said to me:

    "How old are you?" Then when I tell them my age: "You look much older!" Even though I really don't.

    When describing another dancer, "She's built like you, she's heavy set." I'm definitely not skinny, but I'm far from fat. Only in the strip club world, the modeling world, and Hollywood could 5'4" and a size 6 be considered heavy set.

    *Grabs my boob* "I bet you could put a pencil underneath these and it would stay there." (implying that my tits are saggy)

    When I first started dancing: "You don't dance very well." "You don't know how to dance."

    "You have the ugliest pussy I've ever seen."

    I'm much thicker-skinned now than I was when I first started dancing, but the insults still upset me sometimes. Now if a customer gets to me, I just go to the bathroom or go to the dressing room for about 5-10 minutes and cry or vent instead of letting it ruin my whole night.

    Also, notice that a lot of the insults come from some of the ugliest, most obese guys?

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    I walked to a guy and before I could say a word, "Sorry girl, I want a woman with tits"

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    A smart alecky young guy in the Midwest: "You're Mexican AND Jewish? I don't CARE where you're from!"
    An angry ex-husband who came into start trouble with his Brazilian dancer wife (I was dumb enough to land in the middle of it): "I'm going to [felonious threat] you ugly b*tch."
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    "I'd guess you are 28?"

    I'm 20

    ...but lately I've been burning the candle at both ends with term papers and more work than I can probably handle. When I heard that, plus tonight the dj in a nice concerned way "are you tired or have you just been drinking?"...uhm, yeah, it's time for a vacation and serious spa treatment. My lack of sleep is really showing on my face apparently!

    besides that, i agree with Lizette. When they insist on trying to negotiate a price after I've already established that I'm not a hooker...that feels very insulting.

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    my worst was definitely when i was newer to dancing and less in shape, and i approached two guys for tips, and the one said, "here's a tip honey, go to the gym!" i was so hurt and offended and knew that i looked fine and he was a drunk asshole, but that was my worst i think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon
    "I'd guess you are 28?"

    I'm 20

    Heeeeyyyyy us 28 year olds look good!
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    My first month into dancing, I had a 27ish customer (white collar) come in and during our conversation tell me how facinating, and bright I was. THEN he just stared into my eyes and said..."wow, you are SO PRETTY for a colored girl"

    Tonight, I had a guy (around 24yrs old) tell me, "oh, I bet you'd be alot more comfortable if there were some other black dancers in here to keep you company"

    I'm really getting tired of this shi..I don't know how much more I can take of redneckville.







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    Oh Ck I hate it when they use the term colored...and if they were trying to be pc they could use african american.
    When I first started dancing: "sorry I dont like black girls" said with a sour face.
    Latest one: "Honey look at you your body is just unevenly shaped" and proceeded to make the odd shape my body was with his hands. Also referring to me that I had "no tits".

    In the 'real world' a girl would slap a guy straight across the face followed with a drink on him too with what Ive read by some of the other posters.
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    I can relate to many of the dancers who responded that guys said they had "no tits" or to get boobs. Same thing happened to me occasionally before I got my boobs done. There were times that guys didn't insult my boobs, but their actions/expressions clearly showed that they were dismissing me because I was flat, and that hurt.

    The worst insult about my boobs however...One time, a group of young boys(my age) came into the club and said they liked bigger boobs so I said "come back in a month and find me" as a hint that I was getting my boobs done soon. Whaddyaknow, they come in literally 3 days before my surgery date. The one asshole shouts loud enough for the whole club to hear, "BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING A BOOB JOB! YOU'RE STILL FLAT!" and proceded to tell all his friends not to tip nor even talk to me. His friends constituted a big group of boys that comprised nearly half the bar area. Even later on, his friends were still being ignorant or cocky to me. The one said "do you really think you're so ENTITLED to this whole one dollar?" oh as if tipping me at least $1 after me dancing is such a fortune to part with. Meanwhile they were tipping the other girls just fine. Worst thing is, I told two of the bouncers about this, and they didn't do shit, didn't even tell the boys to calm their rowdiness/rudeness down. Stupid ghetto Wizzards.

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    Just a few off the top of my head:
    "I though you were older", "I like my girls big like you", "your boobs hang too low to be fake", "are you sure you haven't ahd any kids", "for 200 bucks I could have you all night", "I'll bet if you worked out you would be really hot"

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    Oh, one last insult! I HATE it when guys say I am the "nice little girl next door"!!!! Yeah half the time the guys mean it as a compliment, not an insult, but I hate being associated as this little HUMBLE goody two-shoes. Yes I look young for my age, but I am NOT a girl next door, I've always strived to be a bit of a rebel and a sexual dominance. If I were the girl next door, I'd be dancing to bubblegum Jessica Simpson, NOT Black Sabbath or Marilyn Manson. Other guys say "what is a nice girl next door like you, doing dancing here?" What, implying that I don't fit in with the normal dancer? Again, I need to make money and pay bills like everyone else...why do these guys expect me to avoid a financial goldmine just because they judge me to be more innocent than I am??

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    this wasn't done to me, but to another dancer while i was talking to a random customer. he poked her ribs. i told him that was utterly disrespectful, that he shouldn't just randomly poke ladies anywhere.

    he said 'you all aren't ladies, you are titty bar girls! it's not like i grabbed her pussy!'

    i told him a lady is a lady whether she is naked or clothed. he continued to disagree on this point and i walked away from him in the middle of his spiel about how dancing naked magically removes your ladyhood.

    i consider that sort of thing far more insulting than being asked if i'm a whore. especially when done to someone standing right next to me, who can hear everything said. as if dancers are blind dumb animals just there to be naked occasionally and be poked at. ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    Heeeeyyyyy us 28 year olds look good!
    Paige if I looked anywhere near as freshfaced and smooth skinned as you in eight years I would be exceedingly blessed.

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    "I thought you were supposed to have tits to work in a titty bar"

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    Some idiot tossed a penny at me and actually got pissed when I hucked it back at his cheek. He said he was "trying to be nice."


    haha the red mark on his face made it all worthwhile.

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    A few weeks into dancing a customer told me I was the worst lapdance he'd ever had and he'd been to stripclubs all over the world, I smelled like sweet and sour chicken (Im vegetarian,) my hair looked like it had been chopped with a lawnmower, and I looked mad. It sounds funny but I nearly started crying! He bought a few lapdances from me though which I couldn't really understand if I was the worst ever.

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