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    RAVE: Phone Sex

    My bf and I have phone sex whenever we're not in the same town, but last night I had the best phone sex I've ever had in my life. It was better than some of the real sex I've had! I've been quivery all day today because it was so awesome.

    Here's to great phone sex!

    And I get to see my baby on Thursday, and get REAL SEX!!

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    woohoo! *(~does the jiggly happy dance~)*
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    It's the interactive fantasy.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    yeah baby!!! you're gonna be a jello wreck when he gets there.

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    I'm so pent-up and horny it's ridiculous. Two more days!! I'm going to jump him right there in the airport. And of course I'm about to get myself even more hot and bothered... I've got the day to myself while everyone's at work, so I'm going to the strip club! (And then I'll go have dinner with my fundamentalist Southern Baptist relatives, ha ha!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    My bf and I have phone sex whenever we're not in the same town, but last night I had the best phone sex I've ever had in my life. It was better than some of the real sex I've had! I've been quivery all day today because it was so awesome.

    Here's to great phone sex!

    And I get to see my baby on Thursday, and get REAL SEX!!
    Phone sex just isnt me. I always get caught in the number seven and it just hurts.

    Maybe I should stop having sex with dial phones, and try like a cell phone or something.

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    OOOOO

    Can this turn into a phone fantasy thread?

    Quote Originally Posted by yekhefah
    I'm so pent-up and horny it's ridiculous.
    mmmmhmmmm sister.

    You know tho, I think I'm into the frustration. Nothing like the feeling you get in the back of your shoulders that makes you want to reach out and grab the person on the other end of the phone and make her eat pillow.

    Is it weird to have a pet name for someone? 'Testicles'?


    But yekhefah, much like last time you did this, I will be reviving this thread asking for a full report. Show him what it's like to be the woman!
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    whoo-hoo!!! so excited for ya!

    but i've never been one to like phone sex, guess i just don't see the point. That and the one and only time i've tried it i couldn't stop laughing
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    ^^ Then you were doing it wrong.

    step #1, Never EVER call up with the intent of phone sex.

    Like so many things in life, it's wonderful to just say 'Wow, I can not BELIEVE we just did that, but it was so cool'

    heh. No Offense hannah, I know it's not for all people, but hell, it's not for me, but then again, I'm a kinky bitch, and with the right person, I'm up for anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus

    heh. No Offense hannah, I know it's not for all people, but hell, it's not for me, but then again, I'm a kinky bitch, and with the right person, I'm up for anything.

    MAST!
    Which is why all the cows near him shudder a little when he walks by

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    Quote Originally Posted by hannah83
    but i've never been one to like phone sex, guess i just don't see the point. That and the one and only time i've tried it i couldn't stop laughing
    Haha.. I'm with ya there. The closest the Husband and I have come to phone sex is him calling from work occasionally and saying out of the blue "Tonight, I'm going to treat you like the dirty little slut you are." Haha. It's funny when he says it, but it works for some reason... After I stop laughing, that is.

    Sometimes I think that he's under the impression that whining on the phone about lack of sex is in fact phone sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    Which is why all the cows near him shudder a little when he walks by
    Thows cows deserved it! They where ASKING for it, you seen how they dress! The wanted it!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I can see why it's a booming billion $ business. many men (and women) get the whole 'fantasy' mind fuck that you actually dont get when in person.

    I had the best sex with an ex once! It was on the phone. Because it was not real it was so damn hot!

    Wow the mind...Love it

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    I guess I need to have more phone sex. I went to the strip club today and blew $100 on a two-girl VIP. Very high mileage, and I had a great time, but I REALLY haven't got that kind of money! I don't know what I was thinking.

    Oh, well. At least we all three had a good time. I bet they sold more dances after I left, too... I noticed at the end that we had an audience.

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    i could only do it after a few mango margueritas. otherwise i felt too stupid.

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    ^ Agreed! Mango margaritas can definitely grease the wheels for some uninhibited vocal fun! When ym guy and I were 1700 miles apart we'd employ this technique to keep the sexual energy between us flowing. Sometimes it was GREAT, but most times I just craved his ass even more, leaving me a lil' frustrated but more than ready to pounce him next time we were together

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