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    A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

    She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.

    Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

    A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

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    oh ho, well well!
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    Oh my god, that was so funny!!! Especially about the guy! lol

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    ha ha.I gotta remember to tell that to someone!

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    lol that is too funny!

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    Haha that was cute.
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    Hehehe that's awesome...if only it worked! lol

    *starts chanting..scooby dooby doobies....*
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    lol!

    it does work for the guys. when you rub a penis, it gets bigger. unfortunately, it never lasts... *(~wistful sygh~)*
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    LOL,that was cute.I will have to remind my ex-boyfriend to do that the next time I run into him.

    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Hubby says he knows Dr. Smith well and it really works!!! ROFL!! He's a nutjob if ever I saw one.
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