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    I used to stay away and bring half-priced cards/candy on the day after. You hear lots of really sad stories then.

    This year I'm making the rounds on the 14th to see live tears. I'll bring a red Sharpie pen and draw hearts wherever they want them. And a yellow hi-liter for the black lights.

    Any good ideas that have worked in the past?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Any good ideas that have worked in the past?
    nah, i have to go all out with the SO in order to save my ass in the near future, when i screw-up and she asks, "you don't care about me about me at all, do you?"....sigh. although, i do save myself some time and a couple of bucks by going dumpster diving in the back of the sc on V-day. so, for all you PLs out there buying romantic gifts for your favorite stripper. help your uncle punk out by buying less teddy bears and other stuffed animals and buying more chocolate covered truffles. oh, and some unsigned cards would be nice too.
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    Oh honey. We never throw away candy. We eat it. Or bring it home for our roommates to eat. Or boyfriends. Or girlfriends. Or husbands. Not dogs, though. They can't eat chocolate. I would pull for the teddies, flower and lingere - shoes and bags we will also keep.
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    I figured VD on the 14th would be a bust since the hot chicks would all be out with their SO's, so I celebrated it a week early.

    I gave my ATF cash and a shot of tequila. She in turn made us reservations for the very back chair in the lap dance room.

    Best VD I've had in years, and I didn't have to even buy flowers or candy. I can't wait until Easter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Oh honey. We never throw away candy. We eat it. Or bring it home for our roommates to eat. Or boyfriends. Or girlfriends. Or husbands. Not dogs, though.
    so what? i'm going for maximum saturation, sister. so, while you might eat it. another stripper might be too creeped out to eat it, might not care for chocolate, etc.
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    Not dogs, though. They can't eat chocolate.
    i know. which is why i like to feed mutts candy.
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    Sporty, I KNOW you're fucking lying, but whatever makes you happy, I won't betray what you told me before, if THAT was the truth to begin with. If it was, then the biggest Valentine asshole is YOU!

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    I figured VD on the 14th would be a bust since the hot chicks would all be out with their SO's, so I celebrated it a week early.

    I gave my ATF cash and a shot of tequila. She in turn made us reservations for the very back chair in the lap dance room.

    Best VD I've had in years, and I didn't have to even buy flowers or candy. I can't wait until Easter.
    I love you Doc, you're such a sweetheart, sounds like fun for both of you!!

    Punk, too fucking funny, the dumpster diving, and you having an SO..... But Jenny is right, we keep everything except for flowers and cards. Re-gifting is a beautiful thing, my friends have stopped asking why their presents always smell like smoke and are covered in glitter, lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Oh honey. We never throw away candy. We eat it. Or bring it home for our roommates to eat. Or boyfriends. Or girlfriends. Or husbands. Not dogs, though. They can't eat chocolate. I would pull for the teddies, flower and lingere - shoes and bags we will also keep.
    I make it easy on my regs , cash in a funny VDay card works just dandy for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Sporty, I KNOW you're fucking lying, but whatever makes you happy, I won't betray what you told me before, if THAT was the truth to begin with. If it was, then the biggest Valentine asshole is YOU!
    Trust me, Kat, this will be a Sharpie Vday with a TR. I've done a little of everything on and around Vday in the past, but the day after has always been the best investment. And I live for the mock exasperated "you asshole."

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    It was easier when I had an ATF. Chocolate covered strawberries fresh from Godiva and a double chamagne room. I'm up to about 10 girls in five different clubs now plus a couple of OTC's that I don't go to see in the club anymore....This could get pricey if l let it.

    Miss A, my TR girl, and I will be using fruit and whipped cream right around midnight on the 13th to draw hearts on each other before licking them off. Wouldn't want to try that with a Sharpie....
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    I replaced a fairly expensive diamond earing that my wife lost a while back. However, she really pissed me off last night. I've decided I'll be returning the earing, and she can enjoy whatever I-tunes giftcard they happen to have at bestbuy on the way home from work today. We'll be dining in tonight.

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    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...0&postcount=10

    Nothing too romantic, save the big gifts for my birthday next week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I bought Mrs FBR a nice gift and dinner for V-Day yesterday. I mentioned it to Miss D tonight at the club. She reached under the table and squeezed my leg, smiling. I think she appreciates the fact that I somewhat keep myself under control and dont go too terribly nutzo over her. Even though she likes me, she has too much on her plate to deal with a love crazed old man. If she wanted drama she would find herself a young hot BF.

    Perhaps the best gift is no gift at all (in the traditional sense). Dancers perfer that you keep things steady and long term business wise.

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    Miss A, the strawberry TR girl is off this week. I was kinda bummed at first but we'll connect sometime next week. I got the sweetest text message from a fav whom I haven't seen in over a month yesterday wishing me a happy valentines day. It came in the middle of a really crappy day and made me feel better than any lapdance could have.
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    Dancers perfer that you keep things steady and long term business wise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Dancers perfer that you keep things steady and long term business wise.

    FBR
    Not really. I think you've found yourself an exceptional exception with Miss D. The rest of us want to take all the money and run!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Any good ideas that have worked in the past?
    Nic and I have decided that we desperately need a Valentine's Day for guys.

    OK, so I'm a total sucker with the flowers, candy, bubblebaths, champaigne, whipped cream, backrubs, fine food and candles. But when she asked me, "What do you want for Valentine's Day?" I was a stumped. For a second, that is.

    So we'll put it on the calendar for next year. We'll call it, "Steak and Blowjob Day."

    We'll try it out this weekend and report back to everybody in a TR.
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    ^That didn't come from me, that came from Susan W, I think. It was a post from last year (I told you that, baby.) I thought it was a brilliant idea, though; definitely preferable to the silly hearts and roses of Valentine's Day (aka "anal sex day", at least in some circles. )
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    ^ Hey, I'll give credit where credit is due, but how did our own conversation center on blowjobs and deep-throat fucking all night long? Did Susan do that too?

    And guys wonder why I fly 6,000 miles round-trip on a weekend. Sheesh.

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    Indeed, I had to mention it last year. March 14th is close to my heart for many reasons. Again, for your pleasure:

    http://www.steakandbjday.com/

    Valentine's Day was more like Italian and Reverse Cowgirl Day around here.

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    I know russian and greek, but what is Italian, don't shave for the week leading up to it? Olive Oil wrestling?

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    Italian food, you goof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Italian food, you goof.
    A big steamy plate of fettucine alfredo is my kinda foreplay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Italian food, you goof.
    sorry, been reading to much aspd lately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Italian food, you goof.
    Nothin' says lovin' like some spicy Italian sausage.....
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