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    found [email protected] humor & thought I'd share

    1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    2- Your orgasms are real. Always.
    3- Your last name stays put.
    4- The garage is all yours.
    5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    10- Same work, more pay.
    11- Wrinkles add character.
    12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00
    14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen
    15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    17- One mood, all the damn time.
    18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
    19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
    20- You can open all your own jars.
    21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.
    23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
    24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
    25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me".
    27- No maxi-pads.
    28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
    29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
    30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
    32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    33- Your belly usually hides your big hips
    34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    35- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
    37- The world is your urinal.

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    Default Re: Cool Things About Being a Man

    Quote Originally Posted by exotisch23
    37- The world is your urinal.
    37A- And I can use it while standing up.

    Thanks for the laugh.
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    Dude, I thought the cool thing about being a guy was that you didn't get dumb emails like that . . .

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    ^ Hehe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Dude, I thought the cool thing about being a guy was that you didn't get dumb emails like that . . .


    lol, I thought it was pretty funny.. if you hate it that much just ignore it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exotisch23
    26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me".
    Great laughs, but this is my favorite. Guys can be friends for decades knowing nothing about each other beyond sports. Guys have nothing to betray each other with.

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    Default Re: Cool Things About Being a Man

    Some I agree with, some I don't (glances at my shoe collection), but overall its a rather funny read.
    Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.

    The truth lies in a man's dreams... perhaps in this unhappy world of ours whose madness is better than a foolish sanity.

    Miguel de Cervantes (1547 - 1616)

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