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    RELATIONSHIP ARITHMETIC

    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

    SHOPPING ARITHMETIC
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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    Default Re: Relationship Arithmetic

    I love this one "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man" :-)

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    haha, good one....


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    That was good!!

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    Loved this. LOL

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    Why I think you got something there George. LOL
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