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    Default Hats off to Mast!

    Mast came out to the frosty Northeast to bail me out of a tough IT situation this weekend and did so in superb fashion. And while our SC excursions were a total bust (where were all the hot strippers in Providence this weekend?) it was still a good time.

    I know you've all missed him; you can have him back now.
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    Yay IT warriors! That's what I was doing Sat. with my friend the former bouncer.

    I had all the dancers at my house afterward. That's why you couldn't find em in Prov. J/K

    >>>Sad<<<

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    Default Re: Hats off to Mast!

    Hey here's an idea before it gets hotter than a fat chick in a tinfoil sweatsuit in july, I can invent a tough IT situation out here and y'all can come out to the nice warm west and I can Garundamntee there will be hot strippers abound!

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    keep trying blade. I'll just be left imagining deepthroating you from here.

    But I need the long goatee tho so I can imagine pulling on it while I look up at you. MMMMMM Irish Creme.....


    Thanks CO, I couldn't have done it without you!

    Seriously CO was all like 'Deeees wimminz R HOT.'

    we got there, and it was like Mike Jackson's Thriller video.

    There was one chick I wanted a lapper from but apparently she was turned off by me bearing my chest hair.

    There was 0 approach at any of these clubs.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Hats off to Mast!

    hehe Mast your funny...y'all need to come to Michigan. though i don't think it'd be any warmer here
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
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    I would, but your boy don't put out.

    So why bother?

    I mean don't get me wrong, you're fun to look at, but he looks like he'd be fun in the sack....


    Mast!

    Snow driving makes mast crazy
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    Default Re: Hats off to Mast!

    *sighs*

    i see how it is.

    Snow is driving me crazy too, i got stuck in a snowdrift in my yard(probably wasn't the smartest idea i've ever had though but that's a long story).
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
    I support Dottie.


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    I'll take things off for Mast, but the leather cowboy hat stays on, dammit.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Yes, Mast rules! He fixed my messed up computer for me that had been driving me nutty for a month.

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    Hell, Mast is in my state and doesn't even come see me! What's up wit that?!







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    Hannah, dem's da breaks. You give it up too easily, but your boy...*sigh* He's the kinda guy you gotta romance first.

    my most gorgious cinnamonkisses,
    I only go where formally invited, and you've yet to feel comfortable with sharing your place of work! And it is innapropriate of me to ask.

    But there is a memphis belle I must visit post haste, and her darling mother too! Mast is nothing without his work, and his sister!

    mrchristopher, we both know the chaps stay on longer than the hat. No more details tho, we're making blade and co jealous.

    Bunny, I just hope we get your account issue resolved as well, and I wont tell anyone about all the goat porn I found on your system. Tho I did copy some of it, you aren't offended are you?



    what is sex?

    Mast!

    P.S. In all seriousness, you all are too kind. I'm just mast, no more, no less. And drive posts lead to a lot of typos
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Hats off to Mast!

    Who's the white IT dick
    That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
    MAST!
    Ya damn right!

    Who is the man that would risk his neck
    For his brother man?
    MAST!
    Can you dig it?

    Who's the cat that won't cop out
    When there's IT shit all about?
    MAST!
    Right On!

    They say this cat Mast is a bad mother
    SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
    I'm talkin' 'bout Mast.
    THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

    He's a complicated man
    But no one understands him but his women
    MAST!

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    Default Re: Hats off to Mast!

    so he drives from Texas (?) to New England to bail out his IT friend and for an SC meet in Providence?

    then drives back to Texas (?) through the worst blizzard in a decade as he gives hourly updates on stripperweb?

    who is this guy?

    hope he at least had a good time at the SC in Providence?

    edit: i don't know where he's located...maybe texas, maybe not. lol.
    Last edited by kikin; 02-12-2006 at 10:31 PM.

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    ^yup. that's a not. and he's the KnightRider.

    Ooooo, Kit, you have such a SEEEXXXXYYY voooooiiiice....

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    I may not be kit, but i like the idea of having david hasselhoff in me when i'm doing 80 mph. even when my theme song is a fucked up version of shaft.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Hats off to Mast!

    or some other superhero...... or maybe just mast

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    shit honey, take what you can get. AND you aren't kit, your car is. Kit was hooooooot! though the main character had that british butler guy that I wouldn't mind doing in the maid's closet either. rrrRRRRrrrrr!

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    right right.... i'm not kit cause i'm not hot. just call me higgins. or is he one of the cast members of 80's tv you'd fuck too? wouldn't want to be included in those.

    *sigh* the only people that understand me are my wimmenz...all 0 of them.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    ^ yeah, you might have more women if you didn't insult theme songs girls were nice enough to throw out there for you and besides, you'll always have the SW girls. let's just hope you don't scare them away with your troglodyte ways.
    ooooOOOOoooo, higgins. damn, now I need to go play with my rabbit again!

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    Bunny, I just hope we get your account issue resolved as well, and I wont tell anyone about all the goat porn I found on your system. Tho I did copy some of it, you aren't offended are you?
    I think it was the goat porn that crashed my other computer. Damn goats are so sexy!

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    *bites tongue and giggles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    But there is a memphis belle I must visit post haste, and her darling mother too! Mast is nothing without his work, and his sister!
    ::sniffle::

    I feel so speshul.
    Well, that, and the Munchkin and I would both kick your ass if you don't visit before anyone else. But, you know this.

    Heh..
    *muah*

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    ^see mast? everyone is calling dibs. maybe you should just start mailing off body parts to meet the demand. Ooooo, I've got dibs on a particular body part <SMIRK>

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    ^^ You always did prefer to start off small.

    P.S. Velvet, I love and miss you!

    LOL.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl
    ^see mast? everyone is calling dibs. maybe you should just start mailing off body parts to meet the demand. Ooooo, I've got dibs on a particular body part <SMIRK>
    It's not calling dibs. Unlike a lot of people, I don't want Mast for sex.


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