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    Yes folks,I can make fun of myself,LOL!!!

    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes.

    (Must Read Out Loud)


    1) That's not right………………………….Sum Ting Wong

    2) Are you harbouring a fugitive…………..Hu Yu Hai Ding

    3) See me ASAP…………………………Kum Hia

    4) Stupid Man……………………………….Dum Gai

    5) Small Horse………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni

    6) Did you go to the beach…………………Wai Yu So Tan

    7) I bumped the coffee table……………….Ai Bang Mai Ni

    I think you need a face lift………………..Chin Tu Fat

    9) It's very dark in here……………………Wai So Dim

    10) I thought you were on a diet…………….Wai Yu Mun Ching

    11) This is a tow away zone………………….No Pah King

    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week………WaiYu Kum Nao

    13) Staying out of sight……………………..Lei Ying Lo

    14) He's cleaning his automobile……………Wa Shing Ka

    15) Your body odor is offensive…………….Yu Stin Ki Pu
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    wo ai ni/knee...I love you, isn't it??
    honey55

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    Rofl!!!

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    this is one of the coolest things ever

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    lmao as well !!

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    lol

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    That was Sooooo much funier than "Me wuv you wong time"....
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    Hehe...too funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by honey55
    wo ai ni/knee...I love you, isn't it??
    It sure is.

    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    This is much more entertaining than that ridiculous "Learn Chinese" hiphop song that was out awhile ago.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    What???There's a such thing as that???I wanna hear it.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    Your so funny I now speake chinese.
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    AHAHAHHAAAHHHAHAHAHHHAHA!

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    LMAO very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    What???There's a such thing as that???I wanna hear it.

    Oh yes, and it's awful. The rapper's name is Jin. Look it up and shudder in horror at the badness.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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