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    ew. the dude grabbed my face and licked the side of it and then flicked a twenty at me. EW EW EW EW W W ER WERT<>WNTLKRNTLERYHJghDF?JlghDFLjDFHGDFHfdlj/gjdgfjkgKJgjkkg I flicked him off and the DJ saw it and started sorta talking shit to him, the manager noticed from the other side of the club and ran down and asked me what happened (this is while i'm still on the MAIN stage, mind you) and I told him and he promptly kicked the guy and his whole party out.

    seriously, ew. but i'm glad they took care of that shit fast.

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    I hope you held on to the $20.

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    Yeah I got the twenty. The manager gave me all the money that was sitting on their table too. Which I then used to tip him and the floor guy for actually giving a shit.

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    I know shit like that completely sucks. Keep your nasty ass dripping crud infested wet stank off of me! I had a guy reach up and lick my cooch once when I bent over. Oh man, believe me I flipped instantly and started pummeling! Don't hit the customers? Wait for the bouncers? Bullshit!
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    EEWWWW for both of you! That just gives me the heeby jeebies just reading both of those! YUCK!!

    ^That's awesome that you smacked him! LOVE IT!! Good for you! Did he get kicked out? I hope so!

    wtf is up with people that they think they can do that!? I don't get it.





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    Yuck...
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    in this instance, i think an "accidental" nudge or is acceptable, especially if it is arguably a "reflex." i think you handled it well though: you got the guys' money, and they all got kicked out. i don't think his friends are too happy with him...that with the loss of cash hopefully taught him a lesson. very very you got the $$ though.

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    ugh, I've already told my getting licked on stage story a zillion times on here, so I won't go there...

    at least you got the money

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    I'm sorry that happened to you. Gross.
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    He licked your face???? Now that's a new one. In a strip club, guys often will attempt to lick you, but I've never heard of a guy trying to lick the side of your face. Interesting. That sucks though- creepy......
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    I had a guy once ask me if he could suck on my nipples.... I said "well only if you keep to the left side since my right nipple ring is infected and pussing really bad!!"
    The look on his face I almost lost it.
    I then said "kind of gross huh?"
    he replied "well yeah."
    To which i said "now aren't you glad you asked first? No you can not suck on anything but if you didn't ask and I didn't say that and I did have an infection when you sucked on my nipple and got a mouth full of puss then what???!!!!???"
    He then appologized and said he saw my point and honestly never thought about that before.... btw he is now an every week reg of mine and doesn't even try to touch. Sometimes a swift kick of reality instead of a swift kick to the balls is all they need.


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    ^^^^That's funny^^^^^Deanna

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    Maybe it was some kind of weird bet they had going (he and his friends)--a dare or something. That might explain the unusual nature of it.

    But it's nice to hear the manager and bouncers were so responsive.

    I know a dancer who worked in an after hours club who was doing a table dance, when some guy at the next table reached over just as she bent over and grabbed her kitty from behind.

    Without missing a beat she spun around and kicked him right in the face. He ran out of the club clutching his face and bleeding between his fingers, and never came back.
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    Weird! Sunday I had a guy reach up and plant a full on liplock kiss on me! Ack!

    Then he proceeded to ask me if I would ever consider dating him seriously....

    Welcome back huh?

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    This past week seemed to be a record breaking one for number of lickers/suckers. Sick! WHY do they do this?!? I wonder if the bitter apple spray you use for dogs would work on men?

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    I have heard that licking one's face is an attempt to exude power of them. I don't know if it's true or not though.

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    Face licking isn't unusual. It's some weird attempt at showing dominance It's happened to me and this is NOT the first time I've heard of it happening to someone else. Men are just fucking stoopid pieces of shit. That's all.

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