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    Someone's Valentine's message, ha!

    haaaaaaa!

    Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
    What the hell is all of that shit for?
    People get mushy and start acting queer,
    It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
    This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
    Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!
    I'll spend the day so drunk that I just can't speak,
    and wear only black for the rest of the week.
    Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
    for all they are doing is trying to get laid.
    The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
    because I think love is a big crock of shit!
    So here is my story, what else can I say?
    Fuck Valentine's Day!

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    Wooo! That's a very bitter Valentine-er! LOL!

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    Default Re: Someone's Valentine's message, ha!

    i love that!!!!
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
    I support Dottie.


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    Default Re: Someone's Valentine's message, ha!

    The damn day's either an unpleasant stupid Hallmark holiday test or a reminder that you're now a single misfit. Either way, I wanna vote this holiday off the island!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Default Re: Someone's Valentine's message, ha!

    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    The damn day's either an unpleasant stupid Hallmark holiday test or a reminder that you're now a single misfit. Either way, I wanna vote this holiday off the island!
    hahaha.

    don't worry. i actually think this sweet shit should be said to me everyday, not just today.

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    That's my anthem for today.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Someone's Valentine's message, ha!

    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    i actually think this sweet shit should be said to me everyday, not just today.

    Oh! You're an everyday tester.

    That's even worse.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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