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    Enemas for a flat stomach?

    I know there have been other threads on the use of enemas and colonics. I've been feeling really bloated and potbellied these days, and I'm wondering if other people have tried enemas specifically to flatten their stomachs. I know people use (and sometimes abuse) them for weight loss, but I'm wondering if this actually would help with bloating and belly pooch?

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    Default Re: Enemas for a flat stomach?

    I had a shoot last week and I took water pills 3 days before. That helped alot for me to keep that pooch down. FYI, Ive never had kids either.
    Also stay away from salty things and drink ALOT of water to flush junk out.
    Sometimes I do my patented prune juice surprise....its sorta like an enema. It definitely flushes stuff out..more like gets rid of 'traffic'.
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    What is this patented "prune juice surprise"???Will you share this recipe???
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    Default Re: Enemas for a flat stomach?

    *warning: do on empty stomach or youre gonna feel huge and icky*
    1 coffe mug
    8oz. of organic prune juice
    Heat in mircowave for 90-120 seconds
    drink in 10minutes

    Stay home for the next 6hrs or more depending on how you feel.
    Youll feel 5lbs lighter.
    Drink water after.
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    Default Re: Enemas for a flat stomach?

    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    *warning: do on empty stomach or youre gonna feel huge and icky*
    1 coffe mug
    8oz. of organic prune juice
    Heat in mircowave for 90-120 seconds
    drink in 10minutes

    Stay home for the next 6hrs or more depending on how you feel.
    Youll feel 5lbs lighter.
    Drink water after.
    Wow,this really works???No sh*t.

    (pun intended,LOL)



    I'm going to Laguna on Sunday so I think I may do this on Saturday.Will this have lingering effects the next day???I don't wanna rush to the bathroom in the middle of my dinner date on Sunday night.
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    Default Re: Enemas for a flat stomach?

    god I feel so puffy maybe I should try the prune juice. Can you buy organic prune juice at the regular store?

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    Yes your local whole foods market should have it. Any hippie grocery store should too.
    Yea it works or I wouldnt do it. Best thing ever for me. Very fast acting. You should be 'moving' with in the hour of drinking it.
    You just got alot of stuff up there that waits for other food to come along to push it out. This just speeds up the process.
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    Default Re: Enemas for a flat stomach?

    why would you heat it up? cant u just drink it cold?
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    It tastes really thick and kinda gross cold. Somehow when its really hot its tastes better and is also thinner. Besides Ive tried it cold and it doesnt work as well.
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    As per the enema thing -

    Get the red bag, not the ready use enemas (the stuff in them is B-A-D)

    Make a pot of coffee.

    Wait for the coffee to warm. 1/2 coffee, 1/2 water... enema... about 8 cups... it will help clean you out (youll be a bit jittery for a couple hours!)

    Stay home - ever notice how when you drink coffee in the morning it helps you 'go'? Same thing.... just more envasive.

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    Im gonna try that prune juice thing...

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    Default Re: Enemas for a flat stomach?

    this goes along with the Master Cleanse, it's called internal salt water bathing. Here is the directions:

    DIRECTIONS: Prepare a full quart of lukewarm water and add two level (rounded for the Canadian quart) teaspoons of sea salt. Do not use ordinary iodized salt, as it will not work properly. Drink the entire quart of salt and water first thing in the morning. This must be taken on an empty stomach. The salt and water will not separate but will stay intact and quickly and thoroughly wash the entire tract in about one hour. Several eliminations will likely occur. The salt water has the same specific gravity as the blood, hence the kidneys cannot pick up the water and the blood cannot pick up the salt. This may be taken as often as needed for proper washing of the entire digestive system. If the salt water does not work the first time, try adding a little more or a little less salt until the proper balance is found; or possible take extra water with or without salt. This often increases the activity. Remember, it can do no harm at any time. The colon needs a good washing, but do it the natural way— the salt water way. It is quite advisable to take the herb laxative tea at night to loosen, then the salt water each morning to wash it out. If for some reason the salt water cannot be taken in the morning, then the herb laxative tea must be taken night and morning.

    sorry it's so long but should answer any questions. when i did the master cleanse awhile ago i felt so great and i believe this salt water flush was a huge help. when you do it, you WILL be on the toilet within the hour so don't plan on going out a couple hours after you drink the liqued. it is a lot of water to drink and it tastes pretty icky but it really does the job. now that i think about it im due for another cleanse.

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    epson salt is what you want to use. the directions are on the box for how to use it to cleanse...

    and while youre at it may as well take a epson salt bath - soothes muscles - amazing what a little salt can do!

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    Default Re: Enemas for a flat stomach?

    Thank you for all of the suggestions, ladies!! If anyone tries the prune juice method, saltwater method, or coffee enema before I do, post your experiences!

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    okay now i feel stupid... what the heck is an enema?? is this something you can buy in a regular store?? is there just another word for this?? my blondness is coming out lol

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    you can buy them at grocery stores/drugstores... but dont use the ones in bottles - make your own because the solution is bad for you...

    <---- enema info - kinda funny that they have a site devoted to enemas... it even has an enema erotica section.. HAHAHA

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