o, why is everyone against valentine's day? it's basically a day reserved for sex and chocolate. now i agree, the focus on heterosexual couples is a little stupid and out of touch, but that focus permeates our entire culture, not just this holiday. and yeah, it's commercialized. so is everything else. am i supposed to stop enjoying my vibrator because it's produced by a big company? am i supposed to hate chocolate because it's advertised alot?
so yes, ignore the commercialization. but don't go all anti-chocolate and anti-sex on me, people! and of course, we should also ignore this heterosexual couple focus. you can have sex and chocolate by yourself, or with any combination of people! you can have lesbian sex with chocolate, masturbation with chocolate, gay sex with chocolate, orgies with chocolate, or even put on a webcam show with chocolate. this is a wonderful thing. in the interest of diversity, though, i think we should have more days set aside for the celebration of sex and chocolate, in all their many forms. we can have a white chocolate/masturbation day, and a dove chocolate ganache/lesbian cunnilingus day, a chocolate body paint/earn your red wings day, an eat chocolate fudge sundaes and get over your homophobia day, etc. etc. let's celebrate all forms of chocolate and sex!

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