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    Default true friendship means.....

    Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

    1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible
    stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

    6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

    7.When you are sick - Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. BUT i will do whatever i can from a distance.

    8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your
    clumsy ass.

    This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my friend.



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    Default Re: true friendship means.....

    I love it! Its so damn true!

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    they just smile and laugh as you throw up on the sidce of their car as they are driving your drunkass home. weeeeeeeeeeme!

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