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    Default dear djoser

    that icon is so hot. and you're like, the best dj evar. would you like to do it with me? i know we've only just met, but dang, that icon is HOT.

    seriously. how many girls here have an illicit crush on this man? i've never even replied to your quote, but i feel we could connect on a physical level. waddya say, wanna do it?

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    Damn,someone throw a bucket of water on this gal,LOL.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Thanks for the compliment, but I don't think you should drive right now, lol...

    That's the best Valentine I've gotten in a long time, even a couple days late.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    Default Re: dear djoser

    one of my space camp counselor friends from this summer goes to riddle and is in daytona. i hear really horrible things about it.

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    Default Re: dear djoser

    Daytona is the worst place I have ever lived, except maybe when I was a teenager in Maine, lol...

    I'm not staying here much longer, I don't think--but I do need to stick around for a while more to be here for my stepdad, he is still hurting about my mom.

    But I never even bother going out anymore, except sometimes to the other stripclubs, since I have worked with a lot of the people in them. I've never seen so many stupid people gathered in one place in all my life.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    Default Re: dear djoser

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser
    I've never seen so many stupid people gathered in one place in all my life.
    You should come down to New Orleans.The stupidity here trumps everywhere else's.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    I was in NO for two consecutive Mardis Gras, and everyone did act stupid, but they had an excuse, being drunk as skunks, lol...

    I liked the city, actually.

    But trust me, OTB--I have lived all over the country and traveled a lot, too--this town (Daytona) is the worst I've seen. Not only are they incredibly stupid, but they are all assholes, too.
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    Default Re: dear djoser

    hahahahah....DJ Oser is a chick magnet.

    heheheheh.


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    Default Re: dear djoser

    Yep yep.....DJ oser is a hottie
    !

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    Default Re: dear djoser

    "Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers."

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox
    "Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers."
    WTF??

    What's the doogie line? I'm not getting any of this, sorry--is this from a movie or something?
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    Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, you look like NPH in your avatar to me :/

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    I don't get it, sorry--who's NPH?

    I never watch TV, most movies, or any of that stuff, so I often miss out on these references.

    But I'd rather put a gun to my head than say "Furburgers", no offense...
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    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000439/

    hard to match the lighting, head position, and expression. closest i could get quickly:

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...Neil%20Patrick

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    hah! lunchbox, I agree!

    Dj- it sounds terrible, but in the context of the movie, it's very funny. Well, for someone with my sense of humor!

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    So Dj where is the next town we can expect you to be arriving in ? Why dont you travel west a bit you have been in the east for the most part correct ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizlizliz
    seriously. how many girls here have an illicit crush on this man? i've never even replied to your quote, but i feel we could connect on a physical level. waddya say, wanna do it?
    OH GOD YES!!!!

    I would so kick him outta the bed!! (there is more room on the floor)

    He can be my lil Pharoah anyday!
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    Liz can be the President and Founder of the DJoser Fan Club. I call VP!
    Initiation for all other applicants = blow job audition.
    Then DJoser can decide if he'll allow their membership... Agreed?
    Now that we're here, it's so far away
    All the struggle we thought was in vain
    And all the mistakes, one life contained
    They all finally start to go away
    And now that we're here, it's so far away
    And I feel like I can face the day
    I can forgive
    And I'm not ashamed to be
    The Person that I am today
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    Crazy: If that's the case, I'm the first member. Ya'll can't suck a dick.



    Ask MCchris, but don't tell him Mast referred you, He calls me ShopVac
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazySassyCassy
    Liz can be the President and Founder of the DJoser Fan Club. I call VP!
    Initiation for all other applicants = blow job audition.
    Then DJoser can decide if he'll allow their membership... Agreed?
    ROFL!!!

    You newbs back off and get in line behind the rest of us that were here first and still waiting, lol!!!
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    Mast knows. His uvula does things that shouldn't be possible.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    I am compiling all of DJ Oser's SW posts to put them on a website for everyone to read. The interesting thing is if you read DJ Oser's posts out of context--meaning don't read the posts to which he's replying, just read his posts--they make a very entertaining read, and they stand on their own in a very perverse sort of way. Also, his posts tell an intriguing story of a strip club DJ traveling through the country and recounting his exploits on SW--very reminiscent of Alexis de Tocqueville's tour of America (ok, that's a stretch but you get my point).

    I hope DJ Oser doesn't mind me doing that. He should be flattered actually--he's not only a chick-magnet whom the ladies can't say no to, but he's also an eloquent and erudite acrobat with the Queen's language.

    I need a webhost for it because I don't want to spend any of my own money on this. Anybody wanna help with The DJ Oser Project?

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    mmmm well that's because I had it installed with mechanics.

    Uvula power....ACTIVATE.

    Form of......DJOSER.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Crazy: If that's the case, I'm the first member. Ya'll can't suck a dick.



    Ask MCchris, but don't tell him Mast referred you, He calls me ShopVac
    Shop Vac? PULEASE!!!!

    Try dirt devil maybe, lol.

    As for me?

    Do the words "suck start a harley" ring any bells?! ROFLMAO!!!!

    (G-d, I'm a cheeky lil monkey today, dam!!!)
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    Kitana: Your man wouldn't know a good blowjob if you came and took lessons from me yourself.

    You aren't doing it right unless the tip is covered in stomach acid.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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