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    i sure hope everything goes to discuss in here. ya'all i need help naming the new generation of the dancer's herd. they are high producing dairy goats and i make good cheese. but the babies are comin' and i need names.....very very sick names that are prefaced by the words: the dancer's...for instance one of the names i came up with is The Dancer's Get Paid For That, and The Dancer's Don't Do That, and more fun, The Dancer's Fokaju, and the Dancer's Nebafokaju. i am twisted and can't help it. can you imagine me going into a show ring and the poor judge having to announce and now we present The Dancer's Buttocks? ah well, help if you're twisted.

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    Hmmmmmm naming dairy goats on SW.

    This is indeed new.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I am soo lost

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    Uh.. What?

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    Maybe this will help:

    http://goatconnection.com/names.htm

    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Ok..........

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    the dancer's got all my money

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    ROFLMAO!!! Ok, this has got to be the "blue ribbon" of new threads!




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    This makes me think of how I would like to see a racehorse named The Dancer's Pole Trick.

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    The Dancer's Garter
    The Dancer's Tips
    The Dancer's Heels

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    are u currently intoxicated??? i am completly in the dark about what you're trying to say...?

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    ^^^ KamrynAnne, she owns a dairy farm and needs names for her new goats. She wants to name them all according to a theme, so they all have names like "The Dancer's (X)." Personally, I love it!

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    Wow...goat naming...iiiiiiinteresting.

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    This is what happens when you drink breakfast, people.


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    :::still confused...:::

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    Can you post pictures of the new generation? What breed are they?

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    The Dancer's "Do that for 20"
    The Dancer's "Took my money"
    The Dancer's "Left me penniless" This is a tongue twister think about it.
    The Dancer's "In the Dressing Room"
    The Dancer's "Love MoJo"
    The Dancer's "Need a tip"
    The Dancer's "Gotta Hicky"
    The Dancer's "Need a drink"
    The Dancer's "On the Stage"

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    just don't put the ' in the name

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    "The dancer's gonna shove her stiletto heel up your ass if you keep telling her maybe later when you really mean no and keep ask her out on dates and trying to cop a feel of her goodies and gawking at her stage set without tipping her so just give her your money dadgummit before she's calls the bouncer."

    Let's hear an auctioneer say THAT really fast!
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    The Dancers "made me lose my wedding ring"

    *true story yesterday lol
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    i love it!!! the next little girl will be the dancer's made me lose my wedding ring. it has a real nice ring to it. thanx and keep 'em comin'

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    i'll use that name for my next grand champion. ain't it true though, you really feel that way.

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    i am SO luvvin all these names. yes i will post pix of them the real rush starts end of april so i'll wait til they all hit the ground. have alpines, nubians, and saanens. i did some crossing with a nubian this year just to get more butterfat. thanks all.

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    the dancer's 'ahustlin'ho'

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    The Dancer's "Bang Bang"

    The Dancer's "Milkshake"

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