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    My contacts fell out and I decided, "Well I suppose I should have some glasses anyway since the next time I get contacts I could lose them and be stuck in this situation again."

    So, since I'm pretty vintage and geeky, I got some cute thick-framed glasses from Donna Karan.

    At work I asked everyone in the room. "Seriously girls, glasses or without?" And a resounding "GLASSES!" went throughout the room with small side comments, "Glasses look hot on you." ... "Men love glasses."

    Well, some of it was cool at first. "Do you wear those while on stage?" Yeah, I do. I can do pole tricks in 'em too!

    But then night-before-last I got a customer, "You're horrible, you know that? You went out and bought fake glasses just so you can try to earn more money, I know it!!"

    ...I...bought...fake...glasses....WHAT?!

    For the rest of the night I was totally being ragged on for having 'fake' glasses. I even handed them to the original guy and he's all, "Whoa, I can magnify Jupiter with these things!"

    But, apparantly, they were still fake... o.O;; BUH?!

    I've heard of girls getting glasses to wear for effect sometimes but HOW OFTEN does that happen, really?



    Beware the fake blind stripper!!!

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    First of all...those look adorable on you!

    Secondly, even if they were fake; what would be the difference between your glasses and someone else's BA or hair extensions? Honestly, honey, some people aren't happy unless they're bringing someone down.

    Wear your glasses if you want to...you owe no one an explanation. Or you could say "All the better to see you with my dear!"

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    Hahaha, that's a great response. At one point I went, "Well, here, you can see they're real... but now I can't!!" And I said, "Well, I wouldn't wear glasses except that one time I missed the pole and was hospitalized!!"

    One guy that night was being REALLY rude (why do they always rally up?) and I finally went, "Well I do need my glasses because your girlfriend said you were so small it was funny and I had to see!!!"

    >_>

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    I think thier so cute on you.I really like them alot.I have the same problem myself so I always carry extra contacts and my glasses with me.I work with a girl who wears fake glasses all the time.She's very pretty dosen't just wear them with a school girl outfit.She wears them with everything.

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    Y'know its funny. Growing up if you had glasses you were OMGAGEEKSHUNSHUN!! Now girls are wearing them because it's 'sexy' when a girl wears them. o_o Weren't you the kid in highschool who beat me up for my glasses 4 years ago?

    I don't understand the concept of fake glasses in EVERY situation. Schoolgirl, yeah. Teacher, yeah. Etc etc... but like, with your bee costume or just plane ol' jeans and t-shirt with FAKE glasses? Why? o_o;;

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    One guy that night was being REALLY rude (why do they always rally up?) and I finally went, "Well I do need my glasses because your girlfriend said you were so small it was funny and I had to see!!!"

    >_>
    Very cute!

    I know what you mean about rude, too. I used to put my glasses on at the end of the night to drive home so sometimes a custy would see me with them on.

    One guy said to me, "you look better without your glasses on"

    so I said "Gee, YOU look better without my glasses on too!"

    Shut him right up.

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    Me, I definitely like nearly-blind women. Well, nearly-blind, drunk women. Okay, nearly-blind, drunk, horny... You get the idea.

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    The problem with glasses is that they obscure the eyes.

    And it appears you have nice eyes, so you might want to wear them onstage and then take them off. This would be a nice effect, like a woman letting down her hair--surely one of the sexiest things she can do, in my mind.

    If you are really blind (like me without contacts) you might want to wear them long enough to scope out the guys at the tip rail, to see which one looks like the best prospect. Mark his position, lol--and go get him...

    I have worked with a few women who wore glasses onstage, and at all times. I generally want to tell them they should take them off, at least at some point onstage.

    This way you can have your cake, and see it too.

    Please don't take offense, you are quite clearly very attractive with or without them. But having worn glasses throughout my youth, I hate the damned things, and won't wear them to work or to go out.

    One night I gave up a friday to the other DJ who had been begging me for it for months, because I ripped one of my last contacts, and the glasses I had (and rarely wore) had tape holding one of the arms on the frames.

    No fucking way...
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    Awww, but nerdy guys are in DJoser....

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    Not in this fucking town, lol...

    It's bad enough having to carefully leave out multi-syllabic words in most conversations, without tape on your glasses. After being here so long I am finally avoiding the dull, glazed look in the eye in response to almost anything I said.
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    Awww, maybe us southwestern girls appreciate nerds more, I know I do!

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    I get compliments about my glasses all the time too. They're similar to yours. One time I came out with a bun and the glasses. I dropped the hair down and removed the glasses before I took my clothes off! They loved it!

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    I get the fake glasses crap all the time too I usually give them the "oh yeah I'm a stripper so everything about me is fake" as I cock my eyebrows and roll my eyes at them. If they want to believe it's fake, because it makes them feel better about the fact they have to pay for a woman's attention, let them I reckon. My usual retort above generally gets them backpedalling and then I proceed with some other wisecrack just before I ask them for the dance. For some reason they seem to like the smartass-ness because they almost always get a dance or 5

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    My Bebe frames are VERY similar to yours. I thought I was comming down with an eye infection so I thew 'em on for work one night. I paired them up with school girl, secretary, and nurse costumes and the boys loved it. I did get the occasional, "are those fake?" but I didn't care... they're super cute and you should ignore the ass clowns.

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    As one who wears VERY thick glasses (and has since LBJ), keep a spare copy in your glove compartment. You would not believe the millions of combinations of ways that glasses can get damaged.

    As for a client reaction thinking your are fake, just say "If I wanted to fake something, I'd have bigger boobs."

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    there is a girl at my club who wears them, and she looks sexy w/ them you look adorable,

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    As for a client reaction thinking your are fake, just say "If I wanted to fake something, I'd have bigger boobs."
    lmao!!

    That rocks.

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    Default Re: Glasses

    Glasses are great! my first time around stirpping i had to wear my glasses, heck their the reason my husband chased me around until i married him . guys love the intelegent girl look, i'm kinda sad i got LASK surgury done (needed it though, even with glasses on i couldn't see very well). if guys do pick on you for it calling them fake, just treat them the way we did in school, ignore them! they'll just miss out on a beautiful woman's attention.

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