Sorry to make so many posts in one day in the same forum, but they all fit here. o_o
Anyway, everytime a lapdance is over I cannot, for the life of me, figure out a sexy way to get redressed. I've tried being cute and having the customer help me or, once, I tried putting them on in exact reverse as taking them off... that looked silly! (I show my customer my backside and take off my panties to my knee while bending over for a view and the I sit on their lap and take them off one leg at a time kinda slow... it seem to work. But backward it looks so funny!)
I've got my stage pat. I've got my wink-n-smile pat. I've got my sexy long strip pat. I cannot figure out how to make redressing sexy!
It's always like, you're getting redressed and saying, "How much you say? Okay that'll be $120. I had fun. We should do this again!" type conversation while fumbling (and sometimes tripping YOU KNOW YOUVE DONE IT!) while getting your stilettos into your panties.
Anybody figured out my connundrum?



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Or the time I put my shirt on inside-out AND twisted in the middle. Or the time I kicked a guy. Or the time I missed the leg hole like five times and ended up hopping around like a bunny for 30 seconds in a 6" stiletto.
Just do it slowly; less falling that way.
I believe you Dottie and you have my support 


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