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    Default You know what I never could figure out?

    Sorry to make so many posts in one day in the same forum, but they all fit here. o_o

    Anyway, everytime a lapdance is over I cannot, for the life of me, figure out a sexy way to get redressed. I've tried being cute and having the customer help me or, once, I tried putting them on in exact reverse as taking them off... that looked silly! (I show my customer my backside and take off my panties to my knee while bending over for a view and the I sit on their lap and take them off one leg at a time kinda slow... it seem to work. But backward it looks so funny!)

    I've got my stage pat. I've got my wink-n-smile pat. I've got my sexy long strip pat. I cannot figure out how to make redressing sexy!

    It's always like, you're getting redressed and saying, "How much you say? Okay that'll be $120. I had fun. We should do this again!" type conversation while fumbling (and sometimes tripping YOU KNOW YOUVE DONE IT!) while getting your stilettos into your panties.

    Anybody figured out my connundrum?

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    LoL I always just get dressed... never have tried to make it sexy... but now that you mentioned it... it would be cute to have a sexy way to redress...

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    I think just putting your clothes back on is sexy; smile and look at your customer while you're doing it. I've had customers say "Even watching you get dressed is sexy" plenty of times. I wouldn't really be concerned about it; it's a pretty hard thing to do the wrong way.

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    Yeah, haha, that's my thing. It's like, "OH FUNS OVER NOT SEXY ANYMORE JUST GETTING DRESSED HERE" is how it feels to me. Like, I want to keep the fantasy and exude sexiness until I say goodbye to them so that the whole experience seems less like a "Okay, well now that I'm done and got your money, I'm good." That way they kinda remember always being sexy and still trying to be sexy even when you were done... I think it would get more repeat customers! :3

    I must know how!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    I think just putting your clothes back on is sexy; smile and look at your customer while you're doing it. I've had customers say "Even watching you get dressed is sexy" plenty of times. I wouldn't really be concerned about it; it's a pretty hard thing to do the wrong way.
    Well there was that one time I was standing and my heel caught my panty edge and I fell over. Or the time I put my shirt on inside-out AND twisted in the middle. Or the time I kicked a guy. Or the time I missed the leg hole like five times and ended up hopping around like a bunny for 30 seconds in a 6" stiletto.

    It seams I have done it the wrong way MANY times.

    Apparantly you know the secret. I must infect your brain with my neuronsperm and learn your secrets!!!

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    Well, you know, the customers like comedy too, so maybe you could incorporate that into your act. Just do it slowly; less falling that way.

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    usually the customer is happy to have that extra time with you after buying his dances to chat, say goodbye's etc. i don't always put back on everything if i have several layers (its cold and slow in the club these days!) and i'm planning to go backstage, to the bar, etc anyway. sometimes if i'm fumbling (been wearing these wretched pants outfits lately) i'll make some comment about how we better get dressed and look respectable so nobody knows what we were up to and smooth down his suposedly ruffled up hair. getting dressed sitting is much easier than trying to stand and balance.

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    You have the "adorable, glasses-wearing, klutz" category tied up, lilith! I imagine an episode of "I Love Lucy" shot in a SC.


    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    Well there was that one time I was standing and my heel caught my panty edge and I fell over. Or the time I put my shirt on inside-out AND twisted in the middle. Or the time I kicked a guy. Or the time I missed the leg hole like five times and ended up hopping around like a bunny for 30 seconds in a 6" stiletto.

    It seams I have done it the wrong way MANY times.

    Apparantly you know the secret. I must infect your brain with my neuronsperm and learn your secrets!!!

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    I dunno, you could always move to the side after you get the money. For some men, they will just thank you for the dance and leave you to get dressed. Other times, I get men who would rather sit there, and watch me get dressed. All I do is smile and say, "you like what you see?" That gets them talkin. Then i just tell them I'll be back to check on them in a little while.







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    Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    Usually I just do it slowly, and make occasional eye contact with a little knowing grin, since we've just shared a "naughty" experience together...every once in a while I'll also say, "I hate this part...I love being naked", or something along those lines. Then, not only is the getting redressed a little sexier, but the custie also is reassured that you enjoyed the dance too...works out pretty well for me.

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryrie
    "I hate this part...I love being naked"
    FANTASTIC LINE!!


    Yay, I'm the dorky klutzy stripper. >_>

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    ^^^ yep, I use that too...
    I like to sit as I get dressed.. I usually have them sit with me and sometimes will put on my thong and skirt first and put my legs on their lap while I put on my top and shoes... they never mind, he he
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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    I just started dancing, and I'm always falling over trying to get dressed, so I always tell custies if they're watching, "damn this sucks! i hate getting dressed!" they typically laugh and say something like 'oh really....' If I make a joke it seems less awkward, at least to me.
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    My adivce is to sit next to them and put your bottoms on - then stand and put your top on... I did the miss the hole and fall on my ass - on stage...LOL... now I dont even bother taking my bottom off since its topless (when i say bottom I mean shorts - we leave our panties on at all times)

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    If you're allowed to, just put your thong back on, hold your outfit so it's covering you, and run back to the dressing room with a grin on your face. Unladylike as hell, but when you come out of the dressing room every guy in the place is going to be like, "hey, I saw you come out of the CR... what were you doing back there? You looked like you were having a lot of fun? Wanna go back with me?"

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    I like to sit on his knee as I redress and keep flirting because it's my last shot at getting them in the VIP.
    I like to say 'Awwww' as I cover the girls so they feel that sense of loss!

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    Default Re: You know what I never could figure out?

    Hey Lillith, I've fallen too. I know what you mean about stilletos, and thongs, and toppling...I do it between songs in the changeroom too sometimes, especially if I'm rushed. I have to tell myself to not be sooo frenetic.

    but I've had guys tell me it's sexy to watch me get dressed too. I just put it back on in the normal way, and I keep chatting a little, smiling, etc. Sometimes they just want to pay me and jet- lots of guys don't wait for me to get dressed. (Whoever said Canadians are 'polite' has never been to an Ontario SC). Whatever.

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