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    Default multi-level marketing for suitcase pimps

    i saw this scam and couldn't resist. so, with that in mind.


    SCJ Educational Products is proud to present.......

    if you're a stoner, unemployed musician or both. listen carefully because you're going to hear about the opportunity of a lifetime! are you tired of your stripper girlfriend bitching to you about getting about a job? need to make some quick and easy cash to get the band's van out of the shop and buy the new x-box system? well, if you sign-up for our online POWER TRAINING COURSES. we can give you the tools to make hundreds of thousands of dollars in no time!

    POWER SCOUT COURSE
    this introductory course will not show you not only how to spot talent. more importantly, it will teach you how to manage your talent to produce profits for you. celebrity guest lecturer, Ike Turner, will teach you how to effectively manage and motivate your talent with behavioral modification techniques such as the "pimp stick" or the "donkey punch".

    POWER MARKETING COURSE
    This comprehensive course will teach you how to market your talent services online. you will learn how create a website and by using the talent for the content or selling their services to other popular websites such as "fuckholes.com" or "skullfuck.com", generating even more profit for yourself.

    POWER SELLING COURSE
    this comprehensive course will teach how to sell your talent services offline. in addition to getting them jobs in the finest gentlemen clubs. you will learn how to network with other industry professionals and get your talent parts and photo shoots in prestigious films and magazines such as "who let the whores out? vol 2" and "skanks illustrated".

    POWER SEDUCTION COURSE
    lets face it, as a Talent Scout you will be scamming a lot of broads. of course, your first objective should be to get their money and then bang them. however, if they are not interested in being managed by you. you might as well just bang them for the hell of it. this course will help you understand women and getting them to do what you want.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!.....based upon hundreds of hours of research and field testing. we've created the best pickup line and we're going to give it to you...free of charge!:

    "Hi, I’m a Talent Scout. Here is my card. Have you ever thought about becoming a model?"

    in fact, our latest scientific survey has determined that 9 out of 10 drunken sluts will give up the ass, if you use the line and show them your business card. so, if you sign-up for our training program immediately. we will give you 100 personalized business cards to score with every time...free of charge!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S EVEN MORE!....we realize this is a very expensive training program, but keep in mind, you will recoup your investment very quickly. However...No Money? Bad Credit? No Problem! do you have a healthy kidney, lung, liver, eye or testicle? if you answered "yes" to the question. you can not only give the 'gift of life' to a wealthy saudi prince, third world dictator or the head of a drug cartel. you can also pay for your training courses! all you have to do is meet our team at a hotel in Tijuana and our board certified veterinarian will take care of everything else...free of charge! yes, you'll be up and out of that bathtub in no time. it's just that easy! so, what are you waiting for? SIGN-UP NOW!


    SCJ Educational Products is a subsidiary of SCJ Industries. please send all monies and inquiries to FBR, CEO of SCJ Industries.
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    Default Re: multi-level marketing for suitcase pimps

    Good work, Mr P. You took a sick scam and made it into a totally perverted scam.

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    Default Re: multi-level marketing for suitcase pimps

    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk

    SCJ Educational Products is a subsidiary of SCJ Industries. please send all monies and inquiries to FBR, CEO of SCJ Industries.
    yeah, bring on the money. keeping a hot 26 year old stripper corralled is expensive

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