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    Default Myspace come-ons....

    I've had some interesting messages from guys on myspace trying to hook up (even though my profile says clearly I'm not interested) but this has got to be one of the best from this guy. ugh.


    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=55747406


    "iv had people call me ron jeremy ill tell you what im justb as kinky as him do you like to watch porno while gettin fucked real good and then have you hot wet pussy sucked on while one vibrator up your hot ass and one in your pussy pumping both back and forth and watching a good porno eatin your pussy and both vibrator you need tto try that i garuntee up one of the best orgasms ever in your life or ill like your asshole oh i would any way if i loved you"


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    Default Re: Myspace come-ons....

    Quote Originally Posted by FrustratedBunny
    i garuntee up one of the best orgasms ever in your life or ill like your asshole
    Wait, that's no guarantee at all.

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    Default Re: Myspace come-ons....

    wow. i've had some strange ones, but NOTHING like that.

    did you send back a message? b/c i'm a huge bitch when i get messages like that.
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
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    Default Re: Myspace come-ons....

    That was one major misspelled run on sentence.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re: Myspace come-ons....

    Oh yeah he's so cool with is cell phone attached to his jeans and his nice shirt. HAhaha

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    Default Re: Myspace come-ons....

    EEEwwwwwww....after reading that and viewing the profile I almost threw up in my mouth a little....

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    Default Re: Myspace come-ons....

    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    That was one major misspelled run on sentence.
    oh yeah people on myspace have the worst spelling & punctuation I've ever seen. I have pictures of my b/f & I along with my profile as "in a relationship" status and I still get hit on almost every day. Why are guys so pathetic?

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