Ok, long story short....
I spent all Saturday night in VIP with a nice custy that just kept ordering bottle after bottle of Dom. Needless to say I was quite the happy drunk until the house mom managed to get my car keys from me. Well, at some point I snatched them from her back pocket and took off running down the stairs. Ok, I think it's funny as hell and I'm laughing. Well, Security is in the parking lot ready to tackle me and being the Quarterback I am I think I can dodge them. Instead, I trip, go airborne for what seemed like 10 seconds and I plow straight on my face! Ok, that's how I remember it anyway.
Well I am certainly paying for my behavior. I look like I got stung by a bee in my right eye. I have a huge nasty abrasion to the side of my eye, it's black and practically swollen shut.
Ok, point of my dramatic story... Does anyone have any miracle cures for a puffy, black eye? Do you think I should go to the doctor?




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