For UT student government.
"Super" Mario "Dirty" Sanchez's Statement
Name "Super" Mario "Dirty" Sanchez
Position President
Ticket Super Mario Bros
Statement The Super Mario Bros. platform consists of:
- 100 ft. Vince Young statue in the Main Mall
- The defeat of Bowser and the Koopa Troopas
- Lazy river throughout campus, everyone hates walking, think Schlitterbahn
- Whataburger to replace all campus cafeterias
- Advocating campus wide plumbing reform
- "Pipe Cleaning" stations on campus
- Waterslide from top of tower to new Aquatic Complex
To finance the above mentioned improvements the football team will win more National Championships. Our licensing revenue doubled this season, so logic tells us that all we have to do is continue winning and continue doubling our revenues.
We will make UT the dirtiest ad whore ever, just think about "The University of Texas brought to you by GAP", or even "The University of Siemens Mobile". "Texas" isn't paying enough to continue having the exclusive naming rights.
You're either with us, or against us."



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