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    Default I think I'm actually going to vote...

    For UT student government.


    "Super" Mario "Dirty" Sanchez's Statement
    Name "Super" Mario "Dirty" Sanchez
    Position President
    Ticket Super Mario Bros
    Statement The Super Mario Bros. platform consists of:
    - 100 ft. Vince Young statue in the Main Mall
    - The defeat of Bowser and the Koopa Troopas
    - Lazy river throughout campus, everyone hates walking, think Schlitterbahn
    - Whataburger to replace all campus cafeterias
    - Advocating campus wide plumbing reform
    - "Pipe Cleaning" stations on campus
    - Waterslide from top of tower to new Aquatic Complex
    To finance the above mentioned improvements the football team will win more National Championships. Our licensing revenue doubled this season, so logic tells us that all we have to do is continue winning and continue doubling our revenues.
    We will make UT the dirtiest ad whore ever, just think about "The University of Texas brought to you by GAP", or even "The University of Siemens Mobile". "Texas" isn't paying enough to continue having the exclusive naming rights.
    You're either with us, or against us."

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    LOL! Don't forget about coke machines to help fund the schools.

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    Default Re: I think I'm actually going to vote...

    I never voted in student government elections. All it was for was giving some prima donna conformists in the Greek system something to coddle their egos add to their resumes. Oh, and the student president getting free tickets to the football team's bowl game.

    I got sick of them cluttering up campus with their flyers and other propaganda every year (that's littering you know). As far as any actual power, I think our dormitory association had more.

    Protest parties like these poking fun at these elections were the only thing that made them newsworthy. I still remember the year one of them almost won.

    And a Whataburger sounds good right now. I wish they had them up here.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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