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    Just when you thought they could not come up with a new procedure to take advantage of a woman’s insecurities about her body…..


    Like a virgin...
    Joanna Walters
    Women are having surgery to rejuvenate their love lives

    When Jeanette Yarborough decided to give her husband a gift for their seventeenth wedding anniversary she wanted it to be special. Really special. She decided that conventional treats such as Mediterranean cruises, gold watches, cars, a murder-mystery weekend, or even a boob job just weren’t going to cut it. She gave him something much more personal — and painful. Her virginity.

    Well, sort of. Mrs Yarborough paid $5,000 (£2,860) to a cosmetic surgeon to stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity” all over again and her husband would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 40.

    He did, and after that very expensive moment the ecstatic couple spent a passionate Valentine’s weekend last year having the kind of sex that they had almost forgotten about. Now they are busy telling family, friends and strangers that it is the best money they ever spent and everyone should do it.

    “Now my sister is thinking of becoming a virgin again for her 45th birthday to surprise her husband,” says Mrs Yarborough gleefully, as she sits in her modest family home in San Antonio, Texas, talking unabashedly about such intimate matters.

    She is not the first to choose the operation — a hymenoplasty — to repair the fragments of skin forming the traditional “gateway” to the vagina, years after originally losing it.

    Women have resorted to backstreet hymen repair for centuries in religions and cultures in which marrying as a virgin is sacred and losing your “maidenhead” before matrimony can mean shame, or even being put to death. But an increasing number of women such as Mrs Yarborough are now electing to be “revirginised” using modern techniques as a purely cosmetic or lifestyle choice, to “put the sparkle” back into their marriage or give their husband a surprise on the second honeymoon.

    They usually opt also to have one of the new “designer vagina” procedures, such as tightening up of the vaginal canal slackened by childbirth, or the cosmetic trimming of enlarged labia.

    “I have affluent upper-class ladies coming in from Manhattan, getting ready for a second-honeymoon cruise or something like that. Or some women had a disappointing time the first time they were deflowered and now they have found someone special they would really like to give it up to,” says Dr Marco Pelosi, a gynaecologist and plastic surgeon who has a specialist clinic in Bayonne, New Jersey. He performs ten hymenoplasties a month.

    “Ninety per cent of them are for women who are in big trouble if they do not appear to be a virgin when they get married. Then there are the small number who just want it done,” he says. For six to 12 weeks after the operation the woman cannot have sex or exercise vigorously while she heals up. Then she is ready to return, in a flash of additional pain, to her deflowered state. “Thousands of dollars, and it lasts a few seconds. People think it’s crazy but to my patients it does not matter. It means such a lot to them,” says Pelosi.

    The operation is performed under general anaesthetic and takes up to an hour. The fragments of the broken hymen are made raw again using a laser, which cuts and cauterises simultaneously. Then the fragments are pulled together and stitched, leaving only the small vaginal opening associated with virginity.

    The technique was pioneered by Dr David Matlock, a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, about five years ago and he has trained a handful of others, most of whom have fanned out across the US, with one or two in Canada, to set up their own clinics (there are only about a dozen cosmetic surgeons in the US offering the procedure).

    One doctor in Connecticut markets extensively in magazines and on the internet to British clients, offering international vaginal makeover packages that include flight, limousine transfer, hotel — and hymenoplasty. Most clients are Latin Americans, Saudi brides-to-be or British Muslims who fly in to be surreptitiously revirginised before marriage. But there is also a growing demand for “recreational” hymenoplasty. Indeed, it ’s now so common at two New York clinics that the price has dropped to $1,800 (£1,029).

    Named after Hymen, the Greek god of marriage, the vaginal membrane has been a marker of virginity since the Stone Age, even though it can be ruptured by nonsexual activity, such as athletics or wearing tampons. It has always been a sensitive topic: Dr Matlock told The Times that he was happy to talk about all the “designer vagina” operations he offers — except hymen repair, because he has had death threats from religious groups outraged that the fallen faithful can buy a fake virginity. Even the American plastic surgery industry, which convinced nine million people last year — up by a quarter since 2000 — that their lives would be better if only they remodelled their breasts, thighs, tummy, bottom, eyelids, cheek, nose, etc, draws the line at “revirgination”.

    Hymenoplasty is not licensed by any official plastic surgery or gynaecological association, it is not officially taught and it is so new and on the fringe that there are only anecdotal statistics. All the operations are done privately and paid for in full by the individual.

    None of which bothers Jeanette Yarborough, who decided to have her hymen reconstructed in a combination operation with vaginal “rejuvenation” tightening. She looks adoringly at her husband, Louis, as she says: “What an awesome gift to give the man in my life who deserves everything. It was the most amazing thing I could give him as a woman,” she says. Louis Yarborough, 44, explains hastily that he did not expect such an extreme gesture from his wife and tried to dissuade her from going through the painful revirgination experience — both the surgery and losing it again to him.

    Cont: http://women.timesonline.co.uk/artic...7781_2,00.html
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    Dam!! I'm squeezing my legs together just thinking about it.

    Instead of doing that procedure she should've bought some of that "like new" pussy cream stuff. It tightens your vagina muscles really tight to feel like you're losing your virginity all over again. I'm a cheap ass, what can I say *winks*







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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    Dam!! I'm squeezing my legs together just thinking about it.

    Instead of doing that procedure she should've bought some of that "like new" pussy cream stuff. It tightens your vagina muscles really tight to feel like you're losing your virginity all over again. I'm a cheap ass, what can I say *winks*
    I assume you will be at the Arnold? Only two days off...Though i have not looked into said pussy creams, I doubt they work, but I will hold judgment unitl I see what's in them. I suspect they work as well as penis pills and breast pills, which is to say not at all. If the pussy cream works, I shall by stock in the company and 100gallons for personal use.....
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    That's all completely retarded.

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    I can see if her vag. is all wide and loose as hell...but other than that, that shit is pointless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TifaRae
    That's all completely retarded.
    Yup. I thought the labia reduction was the most retarded thing I have heard of, but this one tops even that. She's willing to pay thousands to have some doc close up part of her tookie so some idiot guy can pretend he's banging a teenager again? Sad.
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    ^ I don't see anything wrong with labia reduction..especially those whose labia is so large that it hurts.





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    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer
    ^ I don't see anything wrong with labia reduction..especially those whose labia is so large that it hurts.
    Wrong would be too strong a word here as it’s not a right vs wrong thing. I don’t have a labia (so I don’t know what makes them hurt as you say) nor am I a labia reduction specialist, though I do play one on TV….but I digress. My ex wife had very pronounced labia and she never mentioned any pain form it. All the gals I have had mention this procedure said they did it or wanted to do it for cosmetic reasons. None mentioned physical issues or pain as the reasons. Regardless, to me, unless there is some real medical issue, cutting off your pussy lips ‘cause you think it looks better seems a terrible idea. I pass no judgment however on those who feel otherwise. Just seems sad to me. If some guy or gal does not like your big happy labia, tell them to go f**&^ themselves.
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    I had an episiotomy when I had my daughter.. there ain't no way no fucking how any knife is going there.. I just do keegles.. hubby has never complained.


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    That sounds almost as painful as female castration/genital mutilation. ouch!

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    Ive heard of this before. I can, somewhat, understand women of certain cultures getting it done before marriage... but just for the hell of it - no way...losing my big V sucked and I would never want to do it again... ouchie..

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh
    Ive heard of this before. I can, somewhat, understand women of certain cultures getting it done before marriage... but just for the hell of it - no way...losing my big V sucked and I would never want to do it again... ouchie..
    Is ouchie a medical term?
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    Ummm, it didn't exactly feel good to lose my virginity. Why the hell would I want to do that again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    Ummm, it didn't exactly feel good to lose my virginity. Why the hell would I want to do that again?
    and pay lots of money to do it no less!

    Its just incredibly messed up that this guy thought it was such a "special" thing to do.

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    Ummm, it didn't exactly feel good to lose my virginity. Why the hell would I want to do that again?
    My thoughts exactly! Now maybe if you paid ME $5,000 I would consider it.

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    So this "Will" character...... I have to be a little suspicious of him. Not just his pseudo-feminist yapping, but also the fact that he's on a site for strippers. Hate to bite the hand that (maybe) feeds, but.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethann
    So this "Will" character...... I have to be a little suspicious of him. Not just his pseudo-feminist yapping, but also the fact that he's on a site for strippers. Hate to bite the hand that (maybe) feeds, but.......
    Yep, I tend to agree here. Maybe he's wanting to be a 'Gynie'?


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    you know i think thats ia a good idea for people who were virgins before they was rape. Or woman who are married o iny iny iny wennie little penis man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethann
    So this "Will" character...... I have to be a little suspicious of him. Not just his pseudo-feminist yapping, but also the fact that he's on a site for strippers. Hate to bite the hand that (maybe) feeds, but.......
    Could somone convert the above into English for me?
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    So this "Will" character...... I have to be a little suspicious of him. Not just his pseudo-feminist yapping, but also the fact that he's on a site for strippers. Hate to bite the hand that (maybe) feeds, but.......

    Are guys not allowed on SW? And why is it pseudo-feminism?

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    i understand it if you belong to a culture (or even a u.s. subculture- admit it, you've heard of some of them) where you're in some serious trouble if there isn't literally blood on the sheets. but i can't really fathom why a grown woman would cheerfully pay 5 grande to have her hymen lasered and sewn together. and why a grown man would think this, or even the idea of sleeping with a virgin in the first place at his age, is a delightful idea. am i missing something here?

    and reconstructive surgery for a vagina that has experienced severe loss of muscle tone is a different thing... the hymen is only a membrane, not muscle tissue. basically, she had skin sewn over her vaginal opening. if she hadn't had her vaginal canal tightened as well, she would still be just as loose as she was pre-surgery. perhaps even looser, since the long recovery period would mean that she would be laying off the kegels for a bit. besides, except in the case of prolapse, loose muscles don't require surgery. just tighten and release... and tighten, and release.... and tighten.... and release....
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    Quote Originally Posted by venusofwillendorf
    i understand it if you belong to a culture (or even a u.s. subculture- admit it, you've heard of some of them) where you're in some serious trouble if there isn't literally blood on the sheets. but i can't really fathom why a grown woman would cheerfully pay 5 grande to have her hymen lasered and sewn together. .
    Either can I, but that makes me a "pseudo-feminist" it appears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bethann
    So this "Will" character...... I have to be a little suspicious of him. Not just his pseudo-feminist yapping, but also the fact that he's on a site for strippers. Hate to bite the hand that (maybe) feeds, but.......
    You just became a member of this site. Please do yourself a favor and STOP starting shi while you're ahead







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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    You just became a member of this site. Please do yourself a favor and STOP starting shi while you're ahead
    Beautiful, brown, and gets right to the point. What else could one want from a woman?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will
    Beautiful, brown, and gets right to the point. What else could one want from a woman?!
    Dam, now you really got me wishing I had me it up to Columbus to dance. I would've had you eating out of my hand Will







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