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    BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

    PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT



    This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to

    as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of

    __________, 2005, by_______________________, between

    ____________and______________.





    THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND

    PRINCIPLES:



    1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

    2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

    3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

    4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

    5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

    6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

    7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

    8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

    9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

    10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just fuck buddies.

    11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

    12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

    13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed, and go the fuck home.

    14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

    15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

    16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

    17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

    18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home.

    19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

    20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

    21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate
    who's paying....you pay this time, I pay next.

    22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join the party.


    * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

    The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list.

    In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

    Participating Party

    Signature_______________________________________

    Date: ________________


    Participating Party

    Signature_______________________________________

    Date: ________________
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    Default Re: Pre- Booty Call Agreement

    That is too funny. I love it!!!!!!!!!

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    hehe i just sent that to a friend of mine. That is hilarious!!
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    Default Re: Pre- Booty Call Agreement

    that reminds me of a seinfeld epsode... yes, i am a dork

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    Default Re: Pre- Booty Call Agreement

    This is suppose to be funny I just wish I could get a couple of girls to sign it.

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    lol..... that's cute
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    Default Re: Pre- Booty Call Agreement

    Quote Originally Posted by Phedre


    5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.


    Why do they always eventually feel the need to f*ck that up???? And please don't ask my girlfriends how I feel... They are my friends, they WILL NOT TELL YOU ANYWAY.... Stupid!!! Grrrrrrrrr...

    This is perfect!!!! I am going to print several copies to leave in my nightstand...
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    P/BCA is The 11th Commandment

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    Default Re: Pre- Booty Call Agreement

    Quote Originally Posted by bella622
    Why do they always eventually feel the need to f*ck that up???? And please don't ask my girlfriends how I feel... They are my friends, they WILL NOT TELL YOU ANYWAY.... Stupid!!! Grrrrrrrrr...
    Why don't women understand the true meaning of this phrase?

    It means, "Am I getting any again?"

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