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It depends on whether or not you are naturally paranoid about people thinking you're stupid.
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Whatabout when you'r 34, and the d.j.plays "like a Virgin" by madona.
and you have to finish the full set. kinda emabarassing....
but least i full filled a teen dream i once had to have the guts to get on stage an do what she did. humpf
lol I would have LOVED to dance to that song when I worked at that type of club.... I used to work with a bunch of "Stupid Girls" ahhh memories. :-)
You all know that us DJs are gonna come in here and defend ourselfs.
That being said, I've NEVER played a song any of my girls didn't like.... Except "Who Let The Dogs Out"... but she deserved it. And laughed.
/probably has played shitty music, but will never admit it in a thread...
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i love pink but "stupid girls" is a stupid song. period.
I probably would laugh and go with it... im very easy going. But then again all my DJ's know I dance to strictly rock music and I usually have my own CD's anyway. But yea if they ever did play it for me I would laugh, flash the middle finger and bend over and go 'kiss my ass' then dance away. My club is just that kind of club though..
I actually played that song 2 weeks ago -and it was the dancer's idea, btw, went over pretty well. As for crappy music, I try to be a professional, but there are times when it is really hard not to do it just to make a point, but I generally make it a point not to do it and just talk to the dancer to straighten things out.
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I walked off the stage once when a d.j. played a Brittany Spears song (I have long blonde hair and a similar build to her, pre-baby- except I don't pretend my boobs are real) so people always call me Brittany, which makes me mad because I try so hard to be grown up and sultry, not cutesy. And then last week they put me up to hip hop so I just stood there for the first song.
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I reported this person's post to the mods.Originally Posted by Guenevere
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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I don't get it.This person lurks for almost half a year and then shoots out a bunch of wacky posts out of nowhere.Originally Posted by Blade
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
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In my opinion, and 'opinion' being the key word, when you walk off stage, throw a fit, yell at the DJ from the stage, stand there, etc... it is such an unprofessional move that you run the risk of hurting your money, pi**ing people off, and setting yourself up to have more bad songs played for you. It is a no-win situation.Originally Posted by Gia2608
I have been a DJ for going on 11 years, and what I tell all the girls that I work with is if I ever play a song for you that you don't like, just dance to it, and when you get off stage you are more than welcome to come up to the DJ booth and suggest another song for the next time that you are on stage. If you feel the need to cuss me out, yell at me, and call me names for palying a "bad song" you are more than welcome to. Just don't do it from the stage. It makes you look bad, makes me look bad, and makes the club look bad. (Again) It's a no-win situation.
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Hear, hear!
This is so true...
But then there are some DJs out there who might as well be monkees, lol.
I missed the offending post, since my esteemed colleague Blade took care of that little problem, so I don't know what was said.
But I do know I have seen DJs do things that made me wince--and if I was the manager I'd have fired them for it instantly--such as playing stupid 'joke' songs. Very funny, if you keep it to 20 seconds and then play something the girl can actually dance to...
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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I too have heard DJ's play songs that are just horrible. As far as joke songs go, you have to pick and choose your moment. I work 'Day Shift' (10:30am - 7:00pm), and when I first get into the booth I have a little down time while I'm waiting for other entertainers to come in. At this time, the only other peoplein the club are the regular 'bar flies' and other employees that I work with, all of which seem to enjoy my warped sense of humor. However when I have enough entertainers to start the show, it's back to being a professional DJ.
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I tend to just go with it, so it doesnt make ME look stupid by walking off stage or sulking. I laugh it off. It usually works for me anyways.
As for Stupid Girls... I think the song is way too funny and Id love to dance to it.
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Far be it from me to disallow any humor--that will even make your show some nights. I was talking about 'joke songs' like the one with the Southpark character singing, etc. who the hell can dance to that?
I actually do play joke songs on a nightly basis, but they are ones that have a beat--a great example being "She Blinded Me With Science", a song I play regularly for Lola, our 53 year old Asian hooker.
Or "Tubesteak Boogie" for the resident BJ queen, who is about the same age but looks older, even if her body is pretty spectacular for a grandmother on crack. But that's not saying much. This song serves a dual purpose, it makes me laugh so I don't have to think about putting her onstage, and it is really fucking short, so I can immediately get a good-looking woman back up there before everyone leaves.
Obviously I leave it up to the audience to figure out the joke...
But whatever, they are joke songs nonetheless.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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See now..I like the joke songs. Stuff like that "You Piss Me Off" song and "Chocolate Salty Balls" are hysterical. They really add comic relief when things are too monotonous and serious.
I think that the girls who laugh and dance to them are true professionals and, in my clubs at least, the guys love when the girls get off their pedestals for awhile and laugh at themselves a little.
I love joke songs as well, it helps lighten the mood. I do request music from time to time, and hate it when my dj's play me country. However, I think it is incredibly unprofessional and just plain childish to walk of stage or refuse to dance because the DJ didn't play the song you wanted to hear. Tell him, fix it, whatever, but good hell it's 3 minutes of your life, get over it. Not to say I agree with DJs playing music JUST to piss the girls off, but c'mon, do your job, and move on.![]()
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Is the "Chocolate Salty Balls" song the one with the Southpark guy singing?
Hey, if it works for you in your club, more power to ya, lol--I just can't stand that voice, it's about as unsexy as you can get. But if your DJ plays it and the crowd likes it, what can I say--you can't argue with success, and success will vary from one atmosphere to another...
"You Suck" is another good joke song with a beat, but you have to talk over that one bit, lol.
The thing is, some dancers have a liking for joke songs, and some don't--there are many, many dancers I have worked with who were as professional as you can get, but I would never, ever try a joke song on them.
Once again, you need to fit the song to the dancer for best results.
Sure if they are professional they can "dance to anything", but to ignore their unique talent by playing just anything for them is a waste.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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I love joke songs. I tend to look too serious on stage (blame ballet training) and anything filthy or wrong makes me laugh, which lets customers know I'm having fun, which gets me tipped. Current favorite: "Dynamo Hum" by Frank Zappa --
"I couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named Dynamo Hum
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)"
I'd dance to "Stupid Girls" -- the song's about not being a stupid girl, so where's the insult?



There are three that come to mind:Originally Posted by Djoser
1. Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away (Styx Cover)
2. Ned Gerblansky (The character with the 'voice box') - Feel Like making Love (Bad Company Cover)
3. Chef (Issac Hayes) - Chocolate Salty Balls (An orginal for the show)
These songs can be found on the "South Park: Chef Aid" album
If you don't know this already, the theme song is by Primus.
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Aha, thanks...
Frank Zappa is fucking great. I have only played "Moving to Montana" so far, but just picked up his best CD (to me), "Apostrophe", which has the classic "Stinkfoot", as well as "Nanook Rubs It". the title track is my favorite, however.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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