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    this is very embarassing. i woke up this morning with something strange on my butt i have no idea what it is and its really freaking me out. its about the size of a quarter and is swollen, red and itchy. its about in the middle of my left butt cheek. i have no idea what it is and its really freaking me out. my boyfriend thinks its a spider bite but i dont know. i cant go to work like this! help!

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    Default Re: weird bump on butt

    It can either be an insect bite a gigantic pimple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    It can either be an insect bite a gigantic pimple.
    This might be a fun poll!

    I say take an antihystamine and dab a bit of cortaid on it. Sounds like a bug bite.

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    Yeah it sounds like sum sort of bug bit to me....

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    does anyone know how to make it go away so i can get back to work?

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    I'd just leave it alone. The more poking and prodding, the more irritation and the longer it'll take to heal. If it does continue to increase in size and progress to an abscess, you will want to see a physician. Otherwise, it should go away by itself.

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    Take an anti-inflamatory adn put some Benedryl cream on it. Don't mess with it otherwise. Clean it with hydrogen pyroxide or witch hazel (better). Def. go to the Dr. if it starts to change at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    This might be a fun poll!
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    If it is really urgent, go to the doctor. He will administer an injection locally and it will disappear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lbt
    . my boyfriend thinks its a spider bite but i dont know. i cant go to work like this! help!
    Be careful if it might be... I got bit by a brown recluse spider a few years ago and I really thought I was going to die... I am serious, I had to go to the hospital and everything... Keep a careful eye on it, and how you feel...
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    Maybe you can wear booty shorts instead of a thong until the swelling goes down? I do it once in a while, and never had any complaints.

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    BUG BITE! I had one right below my left butt cheek it was HUGE grosse
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    I vote for the spider bite. This happened to me as well as a friend of mine (damn LA bugs). They go away eventually but we both have a little scar where the little dude bit us.
    Keep it clean - and I also agree with the witch hazel idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss_woot
    If it is really urgent, go to the doctor. He will administer an injection locally and it will disappear.
    do u get these bump often

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenring
    Maybe you can wear booty shorts instead of a thong until the swelling goes down? I do it once in a while, and never had any complaints.
    how many of u girls get bumps maybe when u get a bump u should stay home so others dont get your butt rash

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    Dude, what's the deal with this Lil Red Riding Hood character? All of their posts are so bizzare, I think they're a boy or a teenager or something.

    Anyway, I got bit by a spider very recently on my chest and it scarred too, if u see three small holes in the shape of a triangle starting to appear than it's probably that. Otherwise it could be a pimple. If I do floor work I always use face wash on my butt that night when I shower.
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    im 25
    ive been dancing 4 about 7 yrs
    im luv to get a rise out of people
    i luv taboo
    im horny and weird
    what wrong with that?
    are u sexist?
    a girl cant be a perv

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lil Red Riding Hood
    how many of u girls get bumps maybe when u get a bump u should stay home so others dont get your butt rash
    For someone who has been dancing for 7 years (so you say) I am shocked that you have never heard of a term called "stripper butt"

    I learned about that shortly after dancing... Although that doesnt seem to be the case in this thread, it happens to every girl I know (and I know a lot) who dances at one point or another...

    I agree with Gia2608... What is up with you?????? I would tell you to get a clue, but I doubt you will be around long enough for that to happen... You want a rise??? Find somewhere else to be stupid!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lil Red Riding Hood
    im 25
    ive been dancing 4 about 7 yrs
    im luv to get a rise out of people
    i luv taboo
    im horny and weird
    what wrong with that?
    are u sexist?
    a girl cant be a perv
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    Besides the fact that when it's actually "stripper ass" and the bumps you get from the stage, there are usually more than one bump and they don't resemble what she described. Sometimes it can be foliculitis too and all you can do is clean the area and make sure you don't have a plugged hair follicle. I am still betting it's a spider bite tho.
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    Prob. bug bite.
    It seems like someone's trolling.
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    thanks for the help everyone! its pretty scary to see somthing that big on your body and have no idea what it is(especially on your moneymaker!). the itching and sorness have stopped and the whole thing has shrunk down to about the size of a dime. im pretty sure it was some sort of a spider bite after reading more into it. hopefully it wasnt a brown recluse though, i read that sometimes the bites never heal and leave an open abcess.

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    im sure it was a spider bite.... i had one below my ass (thank god)... and it hurt really really bad.. anyone who thinks its funny, it really isn't it... its very painful.... glad to see you're doing better... can u just wear shorts or your skirt instead of taking them off???? or do u have to strip down to your thong????

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    i can wear shorts but im going to let it heal a little more before i go back........even if its covered i know its there and its not making me feel very sexy!

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    If it was a brown recluse you'd know it by now. A friend had one a couple weeks ago. It looked like an ingrown hair the first day, then by the second day the tissue around it started to die. They don't get better, they get worse.

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