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    Cartwheeling for Cash


    One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"

    The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

    The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

    The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

    ''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

    The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

    The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

    The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

    Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''


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    OMG,that is just wrong,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    lol.... smart kid..... what could the mother possibly say to that reasoning.... lol
    Take the road less traveled- just make sure you have a map.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA that's great
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Sunday School

    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

    A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

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