recently, i was at the sc to meet up this stripper that i pay to sit on my balls. she returned from a break from dancing. first, a little background. she has a very, very exceptional body. in fact, too exceptional. i always thought it was impossible for her to have that body. why? (1) she eats like a pig (2) she goes to the gym only on a semi-regular basis and (3) for as long as i have seen her. her weight has never fluctuated..ever. now, i may not be able to tell you the color of a woman's eyes. however, i do have good eye for bodies. so, if someone looks as ripped as an teenage mutant ninja turtle action figure. unless, one is dieting, working out or blessed with good, but rare genetics or some combination thereof. the odds are that person is taking something. now, i had no idea what she was taking (and wasn't particularly interested in knowing either), but what ever she was taking. it was firing-up her body's catabolic processes into the stratosphere.
at first, i didn't notice her until she was upon me and spoke. the reason why i didn't recognize her is because my eyes were telling me, "14 pounds". granted that's not a lot, given her height and build, but i'm shocked because her break was only 4 weeks. in the course of the conversation, she tells me that she put on 12 pounds (well, i was close). "uh..yes, i can see.", i replied in my discombobulated (thanks howard cosell) state. it turns out that she took a month off in order to stop using meth. meth? well, that explains the 5% body fat. it probably also explains why i made my first OTC meeting with her. the last OTC meeting and kept everything ITC.
anyway, she tells me her immediate goal is to stay clean and lose the weight before it gets out of control. she starts talking about going to the gym more often, dieting, etc. needless to say, i'll believe it when i see it. so, i suggested that she should try an ECA (ephedrine/caffaine/aspirin) stack to increase her metabolism. she seemed interested to know more. so, i gave her some more information. later, as i'm leaving the club. i recalled that ephedrine is basically low-powered meth, but without the high. i wonder if she knew it as well? if so, isn't that sort of like a recovering alcoholic drinking near beer? i wonder how this is going to turn out.



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I know from reading his posts that Punk gets off on treating women poorly but giving a dancer advice that could kill her is well, uhm a bit :
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