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    recently, i was at the sc to meet up this stripper that i pay to sit on my balls. she returned from a break from dancing. first, a little background. she has a very, very exceptional body. in fact, too exceptional. i always thought it was impossible for her to have that body. why? (1) she eats like a pig (2) she goes to the gym only on a semi-regular basis and (3) for as long as i have seen her. her weight has never fluctuated..ever. now, i may not be able to tell you the color of a woman's eyes. however, i do have good eye for bodies. so, if someone looks as ripped as an teenage mutant ninja turtle action figure. unless, one is dieting, working out or blessed with good, but rare genetics or some combination thereof. the odds are that person is taking something. now, i had no idea what she was taking (and wasn't particularly interested in knowing either), but what ever she was taking. it was firing-up her body's catabolic processes into the stratosphere.

    at first, i didn't notice her until she was upon me and spoke. the reason why i didn't recognize her is because my eyes were telling me, "14 pounds". granted that's not a lot, given her height and build, but i'm shocked because her break was only 4 weeks. in the course of the conversation, she tells me that she put on 12 pounds (well, i was close). "uh..yes, i can see.", i replied in my discombobulated (thanks howard cosell) state. it turns out that she took a month off in order to stop using meth. meth? well, that explains the 5% body fat. it probably also explains why i made my first OTC meeting with her. the last OTC meeting and kept everything ITC.

    anyway, she tells me her immediate goal is to stay clean and lose the weight before it gets out of control. she starts talking about going to the gym more often, dieting, etc. needless to say, i'll believe it when i see it. so, i suggested that she should try an ECA (ephedrine/caffaine/aspirin) stack to increase her metabolism. she seemed interested to know more. so, i gave her some more information. later, as i'm leaving the club. i recalled that ephedrine is basically low-powered meth, but without the high. i wonder if she knew it as well? if so, isn't that sort of like a recovering alcoholic drinking near beer? i wonder how this is going to turn out.
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    Dude - don't go around giving strippers heart murmur. That is not an adequate tip.
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    Hasn't the combo of ephedrine and caffeine been known to cause heart attacks? Jeez Punk, does twelve pounds make that much difference when she's grinding on your lap? I would have figured you for the type to just cut her loose and find another stripper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    I would have figured you for the type to just cut her loose and find another stripper.
    Listen to the master and cut her loose, Mr P. It's bad news when they go into cardiac arrest.

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    Eventually, even the ephedra will stop working anyway. Plus, she has jacked up her metabolism permanently, its going to be really hard to keep the weight off now without uber discipline. Its one of my silly fears for quitting cigarrettes because they suppress appetite and I already eat like a horse as it is....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenny
    Dude - don't go around giving strippers heart murmur. That is not an adequate tip.
    perhaps not, dude. but hey, in the words of great hollywood philosopher and pretty boy, Fernando Lamas, "remember, darling, it is better to look good than to feel good".
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    Listen to the master and cut her loose, Mr P. It's bad news when they go into cardiac arrest.
    why? i'm thinking about starting a dead pool. anybody else in?

    ok, i'll get serious.

    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Hasn't the combo of ephedrine and caffeine been known to cause heart attacks? Jeez Punk, does twelve pounds make that much difference when she's grinding on your lap? I would have figured you for the type to just cut her loose and find another stripper.
    well, i didn't say she that i thought she was fat or unattractive. otherwise, i would have stuck the fork in her myself. anyway, to answer your question. if you have any kind of heart problem. you shouldn't take ephedrine at all. if anyone has taken a medication for asthma, bronchitis, allergies or a cold. many of them contain ephedrine or pseudoephedrine. in fact, if you look at the warning label look on the back of the box. it will commonly read something like this: do not use if you have high blood pressure, a heart condition, taking an MAO inhibitor, etc. it also will list potential side effects such as dizziness, heart palpitations, increased heart rate, etc. ironically, they also put caffeine in some of the non-drowsy brands of cold medications. yet, other than the baltimore pitcher (who suffered from mild hypertension). how many major league baseball players have you heard about on the news or ESPN dying from ephedrine? furthermore, while MLB "get tough" drug policy has banned steriods, amphetamines (which is a bigger problem than steriods) and ephedra use. ironically, MLB didn't ban ephedrine.

    my point is that whole public uproar over the use of ephedrine is absurd and the FDA is bowing to that public pressure. it's a legal OTC drug that's used in different types of medications. it's effects have been well known by the FDA and the medical community for years. And like any other drug, it has side effects, it can be abused, improperly used or cause problems if one has a pre-existing medical condition, but ephedrine isn't Fen-Phen. interestingly enough, the pharmaceutical industry is spending millions of dollars (the weight loss industry is worth billions) to develop their own thermogenic drugs similar to ECA and people will gobble it up by the handful. furthermore, like any other medication, they probably will carry their own set of adverse effects, but the difference will be about..say about $3 a pill.


    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Eventually, even the ephedra will stop working anyway.
    no, that's not quite true. yes, your body will build up a tolerance to the possible side effects, but not to the thermogenic effects. the biggest mistake people make when using ECA is to increase their dosage (despite the warnings not to do so) when they build up a tolerance. in any case, i'm talking about ephedrine not the herb ephedra (which has been banned by the FDA). the difference between the two is analogous to the difference between vitamin C and oranges. the ephedrine you find in the products i'm talking about is synthetic in origin and without getting into a long explaination about biochemistry. the problem with herbal ephedra is that it contained a "form" of ephedrine that's more potent and easily metabolized than the "form" they sell OTC.
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Plus, she has jacked up her metabolism permanently, its going to be really hard to keep the weight off now without uber discipline. Its one of my silly fears for quitting cigarrettes because they suppress appetite and I already eat like a horse as it is....
    ECA is no magic bullet. it increases one's metabolism slightly, but not to the levels of meth or amphetamines. so, you still have to diet and/or exercise in order to lose weight.
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    Punk: I'm impressed by your research but I just don't go around telling other people what to do with or put into their bodies. Hey, whatever works for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Punk: I'm impressed by your research but I just don't go around telling other people what to do with or put into their bodies. Hey, whatever works for you.
    for me? LOL...how about for 99% of the population.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    for me? LOL...how about for 99% of the population.
    Well, I think you are exagerating statistics (that don't really exist anyway) to justify your actions but it doesn't really matter. I'm only refering to your post and the conversation you had with a particular dancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Well, I think you are exagerating statistics (that don't really exist anyway) to justify your actions but it doesn't really matter. I'm only refering to your post and the conversation you had with a particular dancer.
    justify? i didn't imply that i was right or wrong in my actions. it is what it is. how many times have you seen this scenario played out:

    bob: man, my sinuses are killing me.

    stan: have you tried claritin. it really works for me.

    my point is simply that most, if not all people, have at one time or another suggested to another person what to put in their bodies. now, you may have never done it..i don't know. i just know that most people have done it at one time or another.
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    I think Ephedra is back on the market isn't it? I used to pop Mini-Thins in business school to get through exams and projects. Then I discovered Adderrol...which works much better AND I am sure keeps the metabolism high since its also speed....

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    You fuckers can all blow me. Im on so much blood pressure medication if I toyed with those pills Id be posting here from the afterlife

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    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    BP Meds! I got tons FBR. I buy in bulk.

    Punk: Yeah, whatever, like I said, I'm only talking about one post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    You fuckers can all blow me. Im on so much blood pressure medication

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    and "IT" still works? wow. hehe. i had to go there

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    HEY,Is anyone else offended by MRPUNK's atavar!?? Is this someone hitting a woman??!!!

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    ^^
    Honey, he never learned the difference between positive and negative attention. You're just encouraging it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by velvet
    and "IT" still works? wow. hehe. i had to go there
    I won't speak for FBR but 50mg of Viagra does wonders in overcoming the side effects of BP meds. WoooooHoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I'm offended by the fact that he's actually having a conversation with a stripper about something other than, "Bend over, bitch." WTF is up with that? Bizarro Punk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by evan_essence
    I'm offended by the fact that he's actually having a conversation with a stripper about something other than, "Bend over, bitch." WTF is up with that? Bizarro Punk?
    -Ev
    I'm sure it's only because those extra pounds are making it more difficult for her to bend over...
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    What the hell I know from reading his posts that Punk gets off on treating women poorly but giving a dancer advice that could kill her is well, uhm a bit :


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    and often by the pursuit of immediate personal gratification in criminal acts, drug addiction, or sexual perversion
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    Quote Originally Posted by LOGANLAKEN
    HEY,Is anyone else offended by MRPUNK's atavar!?? Is this someone hitting a woman??!!!
    yes, but i'm sure he has a very good reason. seriously, i did have an avatar of a man with his head lovingly snuggled between the cheeks of a woman's ass. however, that was deleted because it was too sexually graphic. so, i thought i would go with with a violent motif. which is as american as apple pie.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Honey, he never learned the difference between positive and negative attention. You're just encouraging it.
    sure i do. i just need a good enough reason as to why i should humor someone either way on a MB.
    Quote Originally Posted by evan_essence
    I'm offended by the fact that he's actually having a conversation with a stripper about something other than, "Bend over, bitch." WTF is up with that? Bizarro Punk?
    argggg...ye had the cap'n wrong all along, lass. i'm no heathen. me mum raised me to be a proper gentlemen to the wenches. why, i'll have you know that i did wait until the tart stopped talking before i said, "right...git yer tits out, luv".
    Quote Originally Posted by TarynJolie
    What the hell ? I know from reading his posts Punk is into treating women poorly but giving a dancer advice that could kill her is well
    really? you think she's going to die? well, you do know SCJ is running a stripper dead pool. you want in on the action? the pot is up to $500.
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    SCJ is running a stripper dead pool. you want in on the action? the pot is up to $500.
    No thanks. I don't get my kicks from people being hurt or thinking about people dying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LOGANLAKEN
    HEY,Is anyone else offended by MRPUNK's atavar!?? Is this someone hitting a woman??!!!
    Yup, it shows a man beating a woman in the head with his fist. And yes it is offensive and has been reported.

    I am quite sure that was the point of his using it was to offend.

    We will have to see if images of violence against women are allowed on these websites or not. If they are not then I am sure a mod or admin will do something about it sooner or later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TarynJolie
    Yup, it shows a man beating a woman in the head with his fist. And yes it is offensive and has been reported.
    Well, offensive comes in many colors. Does that mean we would have to get rid of all the marijuana avatars as well? Or avatars showing an erect penis? Or avatars that are political in nature?

    We will have to see if images of violence against women are allowed on these websites or not. If they are not then I am sure a mod or admin will do something about it sooner or later.
    Umm, this is the blue site isn't it?
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    Okay - I really don't care what punky has in his little avatar. But seriously - you really think that an erect penis is offensive in the same way that a woman being punched for someone's sexual gratification?

    And even on the blue side, some people think it is kind of fucked up to punch women that you are having sex with. Witness the thread regarding that very topic.
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