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    HELLO ALL!!!
    i started dancing about 2 years ago. now my ass isn't small at all but it's not as fat and plump as i would like it to be. i have heard of other dancers getting shots or taking some type of pill that can increase the size of your ass. does anyone have any information about this. If so please let me know, i look forward to hearing your replys.

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    google.com says there's no such thing.

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...creasing+pills
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Quote Originally Posted by softNwet00
    HELLO ALL!!!
    i started dancing about 2 years ago. now my ass isn't small at all but it's not as fat and plump as i would like it to be. i have heard of other dancers getting shots or taking some type of pill that can increase the size of your ass. does anyone have any information about this. If so please let me know, i look forward to hearing your replys.
    Actually if you have a boyfriend or otherwise have a way to get regular sex from a dude, all you have to do is swallow copious amounts of cum for a period of about 6 weeks and I guarantee you that you will see a noticeable increase in your booty size.

    Seriously!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kikin
    Actually if you have a boyfriend or otherwise have a way to get regular sex from a dude, all you have to do is swallow copious amounts of cum for a period of about 6 weeks and I guarantee you that you will see a noticeable increase in your booty size.

    Seriously!!

    That ain't cool,man.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    I would really like to hear the science behind this. Wow I had to dig out one of my old science books to find this out but sperm is composed of water, mucus, sugar, acids and bases...in no way could this increase muscle mass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    That ain't cool,man.
    I was speaking seriously as I mentioned.

    This techinque has been known for many years, I think.

    Anyway, I took my ex from a puny little ass to a 'bootylicious' one in a matter of weeks. It should be noted that she wasn't drinking the stuff from a glass, but rather in the heat of the moment during fellatio. I hope I spelled that correctly.


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,this is funny.How do you think your sperm had anything to do with this???I am seriously curious.Indulge me,please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schea
    I would really like to hear the science behind this. Wow I had to dig out one of my old science books to find this out but sperm is composed of water, mucus, sugar, acids and bases...in no way could this increase muscle mass.
    Sperm is supposedly composed of copious amounts of protein, hence its ability to increase muscle mass.

    What do you think amino acids are? They link together to make up proteins.

    To quote from a source: "To form protein, the amino acids are linked by dehydration synthesis to form peptide bonds"

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,this is funny.How do you think your sperm had anything to do with this???I am seriously curious.Indulge me,please.
    The evidence--in the case of my ex--is purely anecdotal, but I do base my conclusions on a strong sense of empirical evidence. I am an analytical person with a very strong ability to make observations and come to conclusions while not necessarily scientifically tested have more often than not held up to scientific scrutiny. I guess what I'm saying is let the original poster take my advice and report back in 6 weeks or so.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kikin
    The evidence--in the case of my ex--is purely anecdotal, but I do base my conclusions on a strong sense of empirical evidence. I am an analytical person with a very strong ability to make observations and come to conclusions while not necessarily scientifically tested have more often than not held up to scientific scrutiny. I guess what I'm saying is let the original poster take my advice and report back in 6 weeks or so.

    LMFAO,you sound just like Jack Bauer.

    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    I wish I emoted like Jack Bauer.

    Have you watched Jack Bauer when he has to make a tough decision?

    He looks down, he looks to the right, then to the left, and then he looks up and lets out a loud exhalation...lol...that guy is funny.

    Like I said before, all you have to do is mention the name Jack Bauer and I will explode in uncontrollable laughter.

    lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by kikin
    I wish I emoted like Jack Bauer.
    Really,he has emotions.Never noticed,LOL.

    You are funny,Kikin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    You are funny,Kikin.
    Thanks, OTB.

    You are interesting too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kikin
    Thanks, OTB.

    You are interesting too.

    Awww,shucks.



    Serioulsy,I am interested in this new information of semen ingestion and muscle mass growth.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Awww,shucks.



    Serioulsy,I am interested in this new information of semen ingestion and muscle mass growth.
    I am glad you are...do you care for a demo?

    heheh!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kikin
    I am glad you are...do you care for a demo?

    heheh!!

    You *ss!!!!! I guess I walked into that one.



    LMFAO!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    You *ss!!!!! I guess I walked into that one.



    LMFAO!!!!!!
    Yes you set it up for me very nicely and I hit the ball out of the park like the good homerun hitter that I am.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kikin
    Yes you set it up for me very nicely and I hit the ball out of the park like the good homerun hitter that I am.

    We better get back onto topic before they delete us,LOL!!!

    In all seriousness,squats and lunges increase the buttocks.
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    thanks that was amusing but i don't think that i will be trying that. is there any other advice that someone can offer me. They have some type of surgery where they take fat from another part of your body (usually a problem area) and inject it into your ass. this costs anywhere from $6000-$9000. i don't want to have to go through all of that.my ass is already fat i just want to expand my assests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    In all seriousness,squats and lunges increase the buttocks.
    SQUATS AND LUNGES.Do this in your stripper heels at home for better results.No,I'm not kidding.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by softNwet00
    thanks that was amusing but i don't think that i will be trying that. is there any other advice that someone can offer me. They have some type of surgery where they take fat from another part of your body (usually a problem area) and inject it into your ass. this costs anywhere from $6000-$9000. i don't want to have to go through all of that.my ass is already fat i just want to expand my assests.
    Listen...if you have a boyfriend...my advice will save you about $9,000.

    Why not try it in the intervening time that you are saving for the $9,000. You have nothing to lose. Really.

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    yes i know how muscle is built, i've been studying human physiology for the past 3 years, but when the small amount of protein is digested it's broken down yes but the amino acids don't know that they are going to the glutes...they are not programed like that, the body will build those amino acids into chains and use them where needed...like when you work out so yep girly squats, lunges, and i know my butt made a big change after i started dancing...my favorite glute exercise is the donkey kick, if you want any more info i could explain or find pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schea
    I would really like to hear the science behind this. Wow I had to dig out one of my old science books to find this out but sperm is composed of water, mucus, sugar, acids and bases...in no way could this increase muscle mass.
    I don't think she's looking to increase muscle mass.. if you want your ass to get fat wouldn't you just sit on it & eat bad food all day?? lol

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    Butt flexes, like the kind that girls do on stage where they make their booty bounce.

    Kikin told me that hot beef injections are good for building booty, but I don't know what he means. How do you inject beef?

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    ^^ heheheh.

    hey scarlett, i really like your new avatar.

    but i miss the tongue sticking out thingy...that was kinda cute.


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