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    Okay, this is adapted from Stripping General, where blues aren't supposed to comment unless they're DJs or something.

    Here's the Q: Anybody here hate the sight of a dancer lying on stage with her legs spread in a split, and a customer's face a frog's tongue away from her exposed vagina?

    Here's my A: If it's tasteless and odorless (or mildy sweet), it's all good with me. I always wonder why some dancers don't like their cookies and call it "down there" like it's eewwwwwww.

    I give props to for making cookies a smoothly integrated part of the bare body.

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    I'm not ure exactly how long a Frog's tongue is Sporty but if I'm that close I want it to be in VIP room or OTC. Watching spread eagle dancer gyno exams at the stage has no erotic appeal to me at all.

    Sadly it's becoming more prevelant in Providence clubs. When I first started going to Club Fantasies other dancers would bitch to the housemother if a dancer went spread eagle on stage....

    I still favor the Brazilian racing stripe but Asian women look good completely shaved....

    "My Coookie", "My Pooosie", it all works for me. "Down there", not so much.
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    I'm not ure exactly how long a Frog's tongue is Sporty but if I'm that close I want it to be in VIP room or OTC. Watching spread eagle dancer gyno exams at the stage has no erotic appeal to me at all.
    Very well said. It's just not particularly appealing.

    Sadly it's becoming more prevelant in Providence clubs. When I first started going to Club Fantasies other dancers would bitch to the housemother if a dancer went spread eagle on stage....
    Agreed in full--last time I was at CF (few weeks ago), Mast pointed out this girl whose curtains were hanging out beyond anything that was remotely pleasing to the aesthetic. We left about two minutes after that. It's pathetic how bad RI clubs are now, in terms of quality of dancers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Here's my A: If it's tasteless and odorless (or mildy sweet), it's all good with me. I always wonder why some dancers don't like their cookies and call it "down there" like it's eewwwwwww.
    Quick lesson Sport:
    Pussy you see is on the internet is tasteless and odorless because its not really there, its just being projected before your eyes. 0's and 1's have no smell.

    OTOH, real pussy is going to have a taste and a smell, it doesn't have to be unpleasant, but its not fucking H20!!

    I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang.....

    mmmmm, now that's good eatin!
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Default Re: Anybody HATE tasteless nudity?

    I saw the other thread too but didn't feel I should reply there either.

    Ever since I've been going to nude clubs, that activity (the spreading of the legs and showing pink often followed by a playful pussy spank by the "dancer") has been common. Not something new in the areas I've been in. I always enjoy it. There was even one girl at a club in California that would flex her asshole for a $5 tip at the rail.

    I do agree with Yoda that the close view is even better in the private dance areas. Without all the other junkies watching me.

    I always thought we must look pretty funny from the dancers point of view, when the object we are viewing is so close we must look like crosseyed fools

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Quick lesson Sport:
    Pussy you see is on the internet is tasteless and odorless because its not really there, its just being projected before your eyes. 0's and 1's have no smell.

    OTOH, real pussy is going to have a taste and a smell, it doesn't have to be unpleasant, but its not fucking H20!!

    I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang.....

    Very well said, do you mind if I quote you on that?
    "I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....." Katrine

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    I love to be quoted, makes me feel famous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mortalman
    I do agree with Yoda that the close view is even better in the private dance areas. Without all the other junkies watching me.
    To be honest I wouldn't pay for a VIP room to get a close-up view of anything. VIP is the interactive area in the clubs I go to regularly. If I can't have at least a little more fun than just looking I'll stay on the main floor.

    I do low or no contact VIP's in one club where I have fav but it's more about keeping her off the floor and out of the rotation for an hour or two on a slow night.
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    You ARE famous Kat...the best part about being retired is that it elevates you to cult status!
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    Shit, the only way I could get any more exalted is if someone like, killed me!!! That's not an invitation Punk!

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    oooh, I almost put that in my post.....
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    Damn Yodachka, I think our meeting has connected us on some type of spiritual level, lol!

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    I agree Kat, there are forces here beyond our control.....
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    Damn, youve transmogrified to Zen existential status, Kat

    Sounds like I need to sell all my earthly belongings...my Escalade...my Harley...my Florida vacation home...my first born son..and second...and third...and fourth born...and make a pilgrmage to Texas. Surely, the ultimate enlightenment and truth await me. I will shave my head, don a white robe and chant the hare krishna

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Damn, youve transmogrified to Zen existential status, Kat

    Sounds like I need to sell all my earthly belongings...my Escalade...my Harley...my Florida vacation home...my first born son..and second...and third...and fourth born...and make a pilgrmage to Texas. Surely, the ultimate enlightenment and truth await me. I will shave my head, don a white robe and chant the hare krishna

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    Oh, NOW you guys start this thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Okay, this is adapted from Stripping General, where blues aren't supposed to comment unless they're DJs or something.
    Well I answered. Haven't been drawn and quartered...yet. ers:

    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Here's the Q: Anybody here hate the sight of a dancer lying on stage with her legs spread in a split, and a customer's face a frog's tongue away from her exposed vagina?
    I don't hate it. Hell, the ATF does that sorta thing all the time. But I've always felt a dancer putting emphasis on one of her body parts while fully nude is a bit limiting. Same goes with a topless dancer shoving her boobs in your face. Nothing wrong with panning back and taking in the whole view.

    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Here's my A: If it's tasteless and odorless (or mildy sweet), it's all good with me. I always wonder why some dancers don't like their cookies and call it "down there" like it's eewwwwwww.
    Down there? Hmm, maybe it reminds them of this board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Here's the Q: Anybody here hate the sight of a dancer lying on stage with her legs spread in a split, and a customer's face a frog's tongue away from her exposed vagina?
    <shrug> a stripper could put on the greatest stage show in stripping history or show off her pelvic muscles by shooting golfballs out of her pussy into the customer's drinks. it makes no difference to me. i go to sc strictly for the laps. at best, the stage is akin to a meat and poultry display counter in a supermarket.
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    Shit, the only way I could get any more exalted is if someone like, killed me!!! That's not an invitation Punk!
    damn it! i bought a new ax and lined the suitcases with garbage bags and picked out a space for you in my freezer and everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Damn, youve transmogrified to Zen existential status, Kat

    Sounds like I need to sell all my earthly belongings...my Escalade...my Harley...my Florida vacation home...my first born son..and second...and third...and fourth born...and make a pilgrmage to Texas. Surely, the ultimate enlightenment and truth await me. I will shave my head, don a white robe and chant the hare krishna

    FBR
    A bank authorization will suffice FBR. Then the zen will be transfered to you through telekinesis, or something along those lines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    A bank authorization will suffice FBR. Then the zen will be transfered to you through telekinesis, or something along those lines.
    Kat when I built my FL house it cost me just over $100K. I think its worth $200K now you can have the difference. The rest of my toys go into my estate for the kids LOL I have to leave something for posterity.

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    The idea that any strip club nudity is tasteless seems somewhat absurd to me. What gets me are the railbirds who lean in so close they look like they might fall into the cookie. For dog's sake gentlemen act like you've seen a naked vagina before!

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Damn, youve transmogrified to Zen existential status, Kat

    Sounds like I need to sell all my earthly belongings...my Escalade...my Harley...my Florida vacation home...my first born son..and second...and third...and fourth born...and make a pilgrmage to Texas. Surely, the ultimate enlightenment and truth await me. I will shave my head, don a white robe and chant the hare krishna

    FBR
    It seems like Katrine is turning into our own little cult leader. Next thing you know she'll ask us to drink the pretty, pink Kool-Aid.

    Quote Originally Posted by KATRINE
    I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....KATRINE
    Now that I think about it, maybe we already have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
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    I don't know, I find it hard to hate it when a beautiful bird does a spread in front of me. I tend to be a visual sort of bloke.

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    Default Re: Anybody HATE tasteless nudity?

    Now, why do you consider that tasteless? I consider it attractive most of the time. Sex is all about animal instincts, especially the male. When I see something hot like that being offered for my gazing, I definitely will look as it revvs up my instincts. I will not get my face into it - about a foot close is good.

    If I sniff anything unpleasant at that distance, I will withdraw and remember not to ask for dances. That happens only occasionally. And it will remain forever 'TASTELESS' to me even if offered.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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