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    SAVANNAH, Mo. - A children's book about two male penguins that raise a baby penguin has been moved to the nonfiction section of two public library branches after parents complained it had homosexual undertones.

    The illustrated book, "And Tango Makes Three," is based on a true story of two male penguins, named Roy and Silo, who adopted an abandoned egg at New York City's Central Park Zoo in the late 1990s.

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    I think it's a cute story.
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    How gay! Sorry had to do it... I think that's b.s. imo. That book should be on the shelf. Not put up w/ the serial killer books. People...
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    I looked up the book, and it's definitely of the "Heather Has Two Mommies" variety. Still, so what? The idea that a kid is going to pick up the book and be magically homosexually transformed is dumb.

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    That is SO dumb that they moved the book!

    If anybody knows anything about penguins, the male penguin stays with the egg some of the time anyways.

    They're FUCKING PENGUINS!!!!! They're not gay!

    And even if were a book about two gay adult males raising a baby, so fucking what??!!?

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    Uhm
    I'm a gay penguin...and this thread offends me.
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    ^^^ Shut up lmao







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    Ha ha Mast

    My boyfriend just pointed to me that March of the Penguins is a big hit with the Intelligent Design here. You can see a story about that .

    So this is the reason why fundies are so upset - their icon has been revealed to be a huge buttstabber.

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    DeadBeat Cheating Father "Gay Penguin" Leaves Lover

    http://gaylife.about.com/b/a/206768.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    DeadBeat Cheating Father "Gay Penguin" Leaves Lover
    Sounds like Ellen ditching the ugly chick that stood by her in the worst of times for little goldie locks Portia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartcookie
    Ha ha Mast

    My boyfriend just pointed to me that March of the Penguins is a big hit with the Intelligent Design here. You can see a story about that .

    So this is the reason why fundies are so upset - their icon has been revealed to be a huge buttstabber.
    No wonder church attendence has been declining.

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