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    Default I Love My Job Now!!! lol...

    My mom sent me this. I think it's kinda cute.




    When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
    thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
    and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
    the
    phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
    clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove
    the
    thermometer.

    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
    become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins -

    Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
    small print there is a statement:

    "Every Rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally
    tested"

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
    not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
    THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!
    Take the road less traveled- just make sure you have a map.

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    That's great , funny you never see any openings for those jobs in the classifieds though !
    "Words form the thread on which we string our experiences."
    -Aldous Huxley


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    -tupac

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    That's good advice Madison. Just make sure you don't read that after you've just polished off some really spicy chili.

    Excuse me, gotta go number two.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: I Love My Job Now!!! lol...

    Funny... I would take that job if it paid a living wage. It sounds better than what I'm doing now.

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