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    Angry Gross night at work!!!

    Okay so last night I don't know what was up with the crowd? I made decent money but I swear, each and every single customer I approached, including the ones who didn't wany any dances asked to take me home, asked me to give them my phone number, asked when I got off work, asked to make "home movies" with them, asked me to marry them, etc. I know girls leave to go out with a customer and I know girls give out their numbers, but seriously is it THAT common? I swear it was almost 99.9% of the men I approached last night. Even worse, I had this guy holding a beer come out of nowhere and start grabbing my ass and get this: KISS me right on the lips with his nasty beer all over me. It was like that was his goal, to just do that to me in the middle of the hallway of our club and he walked away. What would you have done if some nasty drunk guy came up and forced a kiss on you?? MAN, I wish I grabbed his beer and poured it all over him but I was scared I would get fired or something.

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    I hope to God you had that *sshat kicked outta the club for grabbing and kissing you.That is more than gross.

    A lot of newbies make the mistake of giving guys their phone numbers,so it is kind of a common practice.
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    Getting asked out of the club happens everywhere....but in Vegas, well...it's pretty damn common. At least every other guy asked me that crap there. It's "Sin City" and soooo many guys think all the girls wanna do there is "party" with their sorry out of town asses. And they think majority of the Vegas dancers are hookers. Just one of the things you have to put up with working in that town. Come up with a line to fend them off.....or get a whip and become a lion tamer...dealing with delusional tourists ....can pay off, but it can be a big headache.

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    when customers have tried or succeeded in kissing me because i couldn't dodge fast enough, i usually have smacked them upside the head or punched them. sometimes they get mad, but then i'm like 'maybe you shouldn't be trying to kiss a woman who just randomly walked past you'.

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    I had a crazy night Tuesday too. Seriously, I swear that every wacko guy in my town came into the club last night. Guys were being extremely perverted (more than normal) and asking for dates, numbers, extras, etc. Every single guy was a total nutjob. There must be something in the air... lol....
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    Please, I get asked out and what not all the time. In one night, I probable have one or two custys, at most, that don't ask for anything else besides what is in my job description. I've never been caught by a kiss, I'm a master at dodging those. I have, however, been licked too many times to count. But, I've developed a great way to get revenge on the lickers:

    Custy: <Lick anywhere you can reach>
    Greggy: <Smile sweetly and say> You like how that tastes baby?
    Custy: <Dumb Laugh> Yea.
    Greggy: Good, because my boyfriend came on that exact spot this afternoon.

    Hehehe, I used it last night, the guy's reaction was priceless

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    ^^ OMG Im going to use that LOL next time some asshole tries that.

    I wouldve smacked the guy for trying to kiss me. I wish people would grab a few brain cells together and think before they do things. In my mind he wouldve deserved a slap and to be booted out of the club.

    If it was common practice for a girl to contact her customers then I would give out my email. Here it is illegal so I dont have to think about that part.
    Yes it is THAT common for a girl to get asked out and for her number. Theres many ways to dodge the situation though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greggy
    But, I've developed a great way to get revenge on the lickers:

    Custy: <Lick anywhere you can reach>
    Greggy: <Smile sweetly and say> You like how that tastes baby?
    Custy: <Dumb Laugh> Yea.
    Greggy: Good, because my boyfriend came on that exact spot this afternoon.

    Hehehe, I used it last night, the guy's reaction was priceless
    Oh my GOD I lurve it!!

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    oh yuck, that can kill your mood quickly. i'm used to the one or two or three lechy creeps a night that try that shit but any more than that (especially in sucession) and it really makes me want to punch them in the neck. its one thing if they drop a little money on you first and then pull the "want to meet up with me later" line, since they are slightly less deluded, and at least they paid their respect to the customer-dancer relationship. theyre just - hah. hopeful. in fact, guys who give a "reasonable" ("5k for a night or two?") offer after spending a lot cash often get the "youre very cute but i dont need that money" and a pat on the head (silly boys). but usually its the creeps and time wasters just fucking with you.

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