This is a good one, I couldn't stop laughing.
http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansas...s/14068832.htm





This is a good one, I couldn't stop laughing.
http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansas...s/14068832.htm





Wow, and I thought the high point was going to be "was on his way to Bible study."





I'm still trying to figure out how he was going to get to Bible study when his car was out of gas.Originally Posted by Susan Wayward




Wow, do you know how much extra I have to pay to get tied up and beaten?





Yes. $250 an hour.





if murphy owns the company. i guess that Adam guy is the VP of suitcase pimping and collection services.When Skinner agreed to let her perform, knife wielding Richard Adam, 23, allegedly forced his way inside and told Skinner he owed Murphy, owner of Bikini Assassins, and another woman money for earlier services.
what? did they let him run a tab?Skinner said he owed Talbert money for sex one time but not for a previous time when he said she fell asleep before they could have sex.
Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel. - Borat
Alan Marciano: Oh, man...(to himself) Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".





Maybe he had some water that he was hoping Jesus would turn into gasoline.Originally Posted by Richard_Head
I mean c'mon, isn't it always when you're on the way to "Bible study" when the stripper (or bookie, or drug dealer) always shows up? The inverse is also true. You know this of course, if you've ever had the Mormons or Jehovahs show up at an inconvienent time.
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Former SCJ now in rehab.




deal?Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
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