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    This is a good one, I couldn't stop laughing.

    http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansas...s/14068832.htm

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    Wow, and I thought the high point was going to be "was on his way to Bible study."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Wow, and I thought the high point was going to be "was on his way to Bible study."
    I'm still trying to figure out how he was going to get to Bible study when his car was out of gas.

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    Wow, do you know how much extra I have to pay to get tied up and beaten?

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    Yes. $250 an hour.

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    When Skinner agreed to let her perform, knife wielding Richard Adam, 23, allegedly forced his way inside and told Skinner he owed Murphy, owner of Bikini Assassins, and another woman money for earlier services.
    if murphy owns the company. i guess that Adam guy is the VP of suitcase pimping and collection services.
    Skinner said he owed Talbert money for sex one time but not for a previous time when he said she fell asleep before they could have sex.
    what? did they let him run a tab?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Head
    I'm still trying to figure out how he was going to get to Bible study when his car was out of gas.
    Maybe he had some water that he was hoping Jesus would turn into gasoline.


    I mean c'mon, isn't it always when you're on the way to "Bible study" when the stripper (or bookie, or drug dealer) always shows up? The inverse is also true. You know this of course, if you've ever had the Mormons or Jehovahs show up at an inconvienent time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Yes. $250 an hour.
    deal?

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