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    Default Why do they keep trying to make out with me?! (RANT)

    I work in South Eastern Michigan which is a pretty high mileage area. So I see plenty of attempts from guys trying to reach into my thong, explore my behind, etc. This I can deal with and have found ways to curb these activities and usually still get the guy to keep buying dances despite his lack of access. There are however an increasing number of guys who think they can make out with me during their dance and then don't want any more dances after I won't do it. Or they ask ahead of time if I "kiss" which will end up breaking the deal and they'll go after someone else. And there really are no other girls at my club that I've seen who do this anyways.

    At the first club I worked at there was a good amount of kissing amongst other more annoying things going on in the back room, so i moved on to a cleaner bar where management and the bouncers actually try to discourage extras.

    Seriously, does anyone have any insight into this phenomena or creative ways to talk them out of it? Part of it is that I don't even understand why they want to do it in the first place. Its just gross.

    Maybe there needs to be a new niche in the sex worker industry specifically marketed at guys looking for make-out partners or something. I guess its just so frustrating because I'm seeing more and more of this from guys who act like its a part of a normal lap dance. Urgghhhh.

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    Default Re: Why do they keep trying to make out with me?! (RANT)

    Cuz you sure do got a purdy mouth, for a girl that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calliope7
    Seriously, does anyone have any insight into this phenomena or creative ways to talk them out of it? Part of it is that I don't even understand why they want to do it in the first place.
    ...Adam always tried to get in Eves fig leaf and she ended up sticking an apple in his mouth to shut him up. He's not likely to try to kiss you if he has something in his mouth like a wad of gum, lollipop or a $20 bill.

    Maybe there needs to be a new niche in the sex worker industry specifically marketed at guys looking for make-out partners or something.
    They are called "providers" or "call-girls" or "hookers". But i like your idea. Maybe each stripper should have a stunt double and when the guy wants to make out the stunt double can step in. You know, some nasty over weight ,used up, cigarette in hand, 50 year old with a beehive hairdo. ...hahaha.
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    Default Re: Why do they keep trying to make out with me?! (RANT)

    You might have been joking but that was actually a good one! Have something handy to shove in his mouth mints, candy. Or tell him he's gotta show a lot more interest (through dances) to get you to even consider it.

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    I'd say ask them if they really want to swap spit with the guy who just got a dance from you before, since that is what they'd be doing if you let them kiss you.

    This works well with the sucking and licking attempts on other areas, as well--the guys won't be so eager if they think they are tasting man-saliva.

    My favorite story along these lines is the one from the SW member who sometimes had her husband come on her chest before work, so the errant wannabe lapper of tits who managed to get a lick in past her guard got a nice taste of it.
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    Sadly it does seem to be par for the course in high mileage clubs. If you aren't into it then I would keep switching to cleaner clubs until you find a contact level that you are comfortable providing.

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    A girl at my work was asked if a he could lick her nipple and she said, "Sure, just let me get every single guy in the entire room to lick my nipple as well before you do. Would you want to do it then?" He said no. "Then how do you know I didn't do it before?"

    Shut him up.

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    You could eat a lot of onion, garlic, cheese, and drink coffee right before your shift.

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    Believe it or not, a guy who I tried those lines on before actually said, "I know you're a clean girl and I am sure you would wash up between guys" WHAT? Yeah, I'll just run to the washroom between every dance. Uh, yeah, ok, I'll get right on that....... Idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    A girl at my work was asked if a he could lick her nipple and she said, "Sure, just let me get every single guy in the entire room to lick my nipple as well before you do. Would you want to do it then?" He said no. "Then how do you know I didn't do it before?"

    Shut him up.
    That surprises me to some extent because I have always figured the guys who want to partake of extras as the type to care less about things like hygiene.

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    This is just something I heard once... But prostitutes don't even kiss unless it's for a greater sum of money, right? I mean, kissing is so... you know... intimate. Gross, I'd deal with a grabby dude any day over someone who kept trying to kiss me. ::shudders::

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    Oh Lord, I'm glad it's not just me. I've noticed this becoming an increasing thing too. Last time I gave a dance, the guy kept trying to kiss me. I told him no, he tried again, I told him no more firmly, and he tried again. I stopped dancing and said, "Do NOT try to kiss me again or this dance is over." He asked why, and I said, "Only my boyfriend kisses me." (Not true, heh heh, but it was a reasonable explanation.) He laughed and said, "You don't have no boyfriend. No guy would let his woman be a stripper!"

    <major eye rollage>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Oh Lord, I'm glad it's not just me. I've noticed this becoming an increasing thing too. Last time I gave a dance, the guy kept trying to kiss me. I told him no, he tried again, I told him no more firmly, and he tried again. I stopped dancing and said, "Do NOT try to kiss me again or this dance is over." He asked why, and I said, "Only my boyfriend kisses me." (Not true, heh heh, but it was a reasonable explanation.) He laughed and said, "You don't have no boyfriend. No guy would let his woman be a stripper!"

    <major eye rollage>
    Are you f&cking kidding me? What an idiot!

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