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    this guy thinks he has it all figured out doesn't he? (long)

    i just thought this was really funny and wanted to share.
    so last night my bf and i decided to turn on the webcam and play around on AFF with the cam broadcasting publicly. we do this occasionally, and most of the time we don't answer any IM's or chat with anyone but we like to read what the people watching are saying, and watch ourselves on the screen.for both of us, the best thrill is watching the number of viewers climb lol!(i think we were up to about 1300 viewers ) so, we're doing our thing, watching the laptop, reading the IM's, just having a grand ol' time. we finish up and i go to see what PM's people have sent us. most were the usual, "omg you're hot" ,"looks like you need a third, i'd love to join you" and "i have a cam, care to chat" etc. but this one....oh my goodness what is this guy on?

    (titled, "laughed til i cried")

    I called up your web cam tonight and thought I'd check out a neighbor and say hi. Thanks to you and
    your guest I had to stop watching from crying over laughing so hard. That guy should have gone home
    long before he eventually did. While you are a beautiful lady and I would worship at your presence, I
    would not stand still to be ignored by you to admire yourself or whatever on your computer. Obviously
    he doesn't understand that you, as an exhibitionist, had no need for him other than to, shit can't think of
    anything that dumb fuck was going to do for you other than maybe a distraction from the joy and desire
    you get from the screen of your computer. The screen makes you the star and all your admirers furnish
    you with quickies of instant gratification. You got it made.

    While I am an admirer of you and many other ladies online, I had not for some time locate a lady that
    would find some pussy whipped guy to humiliate on her web cam. This guy was so focused on your
    lovely passion box, he had no clue as to how he was being manipulated and humiliated for the sake of
    you..

    I complement your beauty and mastery of the lower brain males you associate with. I am looking
    forward to view your next episode and will enjoy from afar. While tonight was my first encounter with
    you and your web cam, I can assure that you are at the top of my hotlist and thank you for being you.

    Admired and adored...
    --
    Ciao, Theo Yahoo IM: teddy_bear5449
    Email: [email protected]

    um...huh?!?!? lol well my b/f read that and was offended and so was i. i mean who the fuck does this idiot think he is, freud? of course the pic the guy had on his page is of an old, fat, santa-clause looking fellow. hehehe...poor guy. i guess he has it made right? while we are at home fucking each other, he is typing his oh-so-intellectual psychobabble about our show with one hand, and jerking off to it with the other! bwahahaha. and he says i'm an exhibitionist but my bf is just some innocent guy i'm trying to humiliate? HELLO, he's naked on cam with me and loves showing his cock off, obviously he's a bit of an exhibitionist too. i think this guy was jealous of (A)my bf's big cock and (B) my bf getting to use his cock on a real live woman while he (santa clause) can only watch and dream.

    i forgot to save my answer, but i replied something like this:

    you must feel very clever...you're a moron. that is my husband and we both enjoy watching ourselves and reading the IM's people send us. get out more, it's not good to be a shut-in and analyze the sex life of people you could never hang with in real life. get over yourself! just re-read your message, god you are stupid. i don't even know what else to say except that you are wayyyy off in your interpretation. have fun jerking off loser!

    it's funny b/c maybe it did look like i was ignoring him....but when i'm lying down on my back or on my knees doggy style, with my head closest to the laptop, and he is above me holding my legs in the air, or behind me on his knees, yeah maybe it's harder for the viewer to see that he's looking at the computer screen just as hard as i am, lol! anyway just thought this was hilarious, santa claus psycho-analyzing me based on a cam show i had with my fiance!! (i called him my husband in my reply to that guy, yeah i know so what, he's my soon to be husband) anyway just felt like sharing this....if anyone actually read all the way down to here i'll be amazed lol!
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    LOL....All I can say is that is some funny stuff right there!

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    Default Re: this guy thinks he has it all figured out doesn't he? (long)

    oh yea that santa-guy MUST be so smart, haha. I get annoyed by ppl like that...

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    It sounds like his fantasy (Santa Claus) is to be the cuckhold, so he put his own turn ons into the emotional response he gave you guys. He fantasizes about being the one who is laughed at.

    He must have really enjoyed the show, and the fact that you were ignoring your lover and watching the screen instead. It is a pretty common fantasy of men's to be used by women for merely pleasure. I would take the comment as a compliment, because you really got him worked up!

    Your response to him was perfect. If he were a webcam customer, he would probably be empting his bank account to watch you in the future.

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    I wish I could find a man to cuckhold,LOL.
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    Has anyone ever noticed the people with long drawn out responses tend to be the crazy ones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    Your response to him was perfect. If he were a webcam customer, he would probably be empting his bank account to watch you in the future.

    heh....i hadn't thought of it quite like that paris! interesting!

    i've talked to my bf about doing (paid) webcam stuff before....just now i read him your reply and he said "see we need to get into that!" lol, i've been telling him that forever i just remember a few threads about that a while back, and it was pretty unanimous, everyone said there was no money in it! i've always thought i'd like it b/c i have a thing for doing it for free! lol i think i'd like it more if it were both of us rather than me by myself...and i would think that i'd get more people wanting to watch if it was both of us...i know i'd rather watch two people getting down than one person jacking off...(although there have been times that the latter was sufficient )

    one time we were doing the same as last night and one of the emails we got was from a couple claiming they ran a webcam site and that couples were in high demand, especially ones that um...do what we were doing and that we should get into it....and last night a guy sent us a message with something similar.....huh. i checked into it a while back, i don't remember exactly what i found but i think it seemed like a lot of hassle and i remembered what i read on here, that there wasn't any money in it!

    anyhoo, i'm rambling.
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    ^^ You make a good point that it is difficult to make money doing webcam work. If that guy was willing to pay for the shows, then he wouldn't be watching for free, I guess.

    The real money in webcam work today is in "psychic" readings. I wish I was more of a shyster, and could get into that. Some of those online psychics make $10 a minute!!

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    I'm that shyster enough,LOL.
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    Gosh, I wish my boyfriend would let us have sex, hell, or even just fool around on the webcam. Oh well.

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    luciouslyzz....how come he never wants to have sex? i remember you mentioning that before. i'm sorry, i'm sure that's rough for you.
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    webcam psychics? i have never heard of such a thing! how does that work, people watch you while you give them a psychic reading? i must investigate this!
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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