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    What is the difference between girls/women

    Woman's Life Cycle

    What is the difference between girls/women

    aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, 78 and 88?

    At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

    At 18 -- You tell her a story and lure her to bed.

    At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

    At 38 -- She tells you a story and entices you to bed.

    At 48 -- She tells you a story and wrestles your ass to bed.

    At 58 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

    At 68 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

    At 78 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

    At 88 -- What story? What bed?? Who the hell are you???

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    Default Re: What is the difference between girls/women

    haaaaaa

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    Default Re: What is the difference between girls/women

    Sadly, I can relate to the Age 28!

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    Default Re: What is the difference between girls/women

    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Apple
    Sadly, I can relate to the Age 28!
    Oh, good!! I'm out of stories.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Default Re: What is the difference between girls/women

    tell me a story!

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