Woman's Life Cycle
What is the difference between girls/women
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, 78 and 88?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and lure her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and entices you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story and wrestles your ass to bed.
At 58 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 68 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 78 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 88 -- What story? What bed?? Who the hell are you???



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