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    Paris Hilton was banned from the Vanity Fair Academy Awards party last Sunday after the mag trimmed the guest list to A-Listers only, so instead she went to Elton Johns Oscar party, always considered to be one of the nights best. The party is actually a fund raiser for the Elton John AIDS Foundation, with tickets costing 2500 dollars each. But, hey, guess who didn’t pay.

    "The party is a benefit gala, and tickets are $2,500 a pop. When it was suggested to her that she donate the money, Paris just said, 'Don't you know who I am?' and waltzed right in. Isn't she supposed to be wealthy? Everyone else paid. She won't be asked back."

    A rep for the Elton John AIDS Foundation confirmed Hilton didn't donate a cent, despite giving interviews on the press line suggesting otherwise (sounds familiar). But, whatever, because the good news is that Us Weekly is said to be so bored with Paris, they'll no longer run stories on her.

    "She even got into a huge fight with Stavros [Niarchos] at their Oscar party, and they didn't put it in the magazine. It's all for show and to get press anyway. And she doesn't sell. They will run pictures of her, but that's about it."

    Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter recently confirmed the same thing, that Paris Hilton does not make a difference in the sales of the magazine. This may possibly be because EVERYONE FUCKING HATES PARIS HILTON. God, you editors don't seem to get this, you stare at her like a retarded kid watching animals have sex, not realizing the rest of us aren't nearly as intrigued. I would rather watch a sex change surgery than another 5 seconds of Paris Hilton.

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    She's one of the reasons why I have boycotted the E! Channel.
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    *Claps* I'm glad we're all in agreement here!

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    I think she is a fake, like the virtual model in the Pacino movie S1m0ne (name?). If you look closely at her, you can see the polygons. With her fathers money you would think they could do a better job.

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    "S1m0ne" was played by a real woman.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1212051/
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    God, I so hate her. She's nothing but an attention whore with to much money and time and her hands. You think she would get smart and do some good with all of that "extra."

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    Her fans are soon going to demolish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    Her fans are soon going to demolish.
    She has fans?????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    She has fans?????????
    The bit that she has. lol

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    Oh well theres claims out that he has herpes anyways. So if having being a celebutaunte who has herpes real or fake doesnt sell...I dont know what does.
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    i don't see why guys think she's so hot, to me her face looks like a rat!

    She's an idiot from ever clip and story that I've read about her, she should just be put to sleep.

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    I was just having a convo about her yesterday... I mean, when you really think about it... Her dad owns a bunch of hotels (wooooo). Sure she's rich, sure she's used that money to be in a bunch of crappy movies and what not... But yea, she's a total ________ . It's kinda like how she'd been doing that "Vote or bust" thing with p.diddy and then didn't even vote.

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    "I'm so sorry. I forgot my checkbook and the ATM ate my debit card. I'll send you something in the mail tomorrow." Wonder why she wasn't bright enough to pass out that lie?
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Well, she's doing something right. Yall are still talking about her.....

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    ^ Doh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Well, she's doing something right. Yall are still talking about her.....
    Truth.

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    The bitch is basically famous because her father is wealthy. She has no talent and has done nothing special. She simply causes drama to keep her face on the front pages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Well, she's doing something right. Yall are still talking about her.....

    Well, Ted Bundy was on TV for a while too. Ya think he did something right?

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    paris hilton=ick

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    How can you compare TED BUNDY to Paris Hilton! He's so awesome!!!

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    Paris Hilton makes my flesh crawl.

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    I only watched that dreck remake of "house of wax" because I knew she was going to die in some horrible way. It wasn't horrible enough.
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    Hahaha Bella

    As for Ted doing something right... It probably wasn't a positive effect, but he had the courtroom packed (inside and out) with female admirers wanting a piece of him. He even married one of them shortly before his execution (Should also mention that she was a witness for the DEFENSE). He was a stud.

    All serial killers have had/do have admirers.

    And let's not forget Lorena Bobbitt, who received countless marriage proposals after whacking Johnny boy's penis off.

    But.. I don't know how Ted and Paris can be in the same category here.. Unless I'm missing something.

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    Well, it was said since people were talking about Paris she must have done something right. My comment was people talked about Ted Bundy too. I was being cynical.

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    Only real flaw Paris has to me are those disgusting feet, which really disqualify her unfortunately.

    I love her attitude and I think she's beautiful. If she had pretty feet, she would be my Helen of Troy, a woman I would sail across the ocean to fight for.

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