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    Hey, guess what, guys! I'm going to be a model!! So this guy totally came into the club last night and he's a fashion designer and photographer, and he wants me to be his model!! How cool is that? I told him my commercial rate is $300 an hour, and he told me not to worry about it cause he'd "take care of" me, so I guess everything is OK!!! He got two dances from me and then tried to talk me into giving him a retrospective 2-for-1 dance special. But that's OK, because he's going to be taking such good care of me in the future, right? He showed me some pictures of some of his other models, and they were kinda out-of-focus, but maybe that's cause they were just polaroids. His other models looked really happy, except they had some white powder on their faces...I can't beleive a professional model wouldn't do a mirror-check before a shoot, but whatever! He told me he has like, tons of contacts in the industry, so I guess I'm on my way to a whole new career! Isn't that exciting!?!?!?!

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    be very, very careful.. not to rain on your parade but check this guy out before you agree or sign ANYTHING. look him up on the web, call his place of business.. everything.

    Just make sure he's not some Axe murdering freak that takes advantage of women.

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    sounds like he's full of shit to me.

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    I detect a hint of sarcasm in her post lol. I think she had him figured out wayyy before she posted on here!

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    I think it's a joke too....silly girl!

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    OK, I admit it...I'm not really going to be a model. This guy was so full of shit his eyes were brown. But I did get a good laugh out of it and that's worth something.

    The sad thing is, he really did have pictures of other "models", which means there are at least a few ladies out there dumb enough to fall for this. Let us pray for them.

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    Good lord woman.. that was funny, but don't scare me like that. Goodness!

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    Men like this belong behind bars.
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    I'm glad you were kidding...and yes...this guy shouldn't be on the loose doing God knows what to naive women....Ugh!

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    lmao, that's funny!

    Years ago, I had a guy..an old, really short creepy lookin guy where an old tattered cowboy hat and almost no teeth, come up to me after I did a drunken version of "barbie girl" kareoke at a bar.. "Wow, you're really good, Here's my card, I can make you a star, you'll go far!"

    I was like uh, yah, ok. Took his card and laughed my ass off with my husband.

    What's funny is, first off, my voice SUCKS! Like, hurt your ears (when I sing along to a song, my husband says, "Summer, they do that for you" lol. But on top of that, you could barely even hear me because the karaoke person didn't turn off the vocals of the real "singer", so everyone was hearing the recorded track. haha





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    "I was born at night, but not last night, Baby!"

    Yeah, I've heard this line many times. I just let them think they've got me. I'll throw lines at them like: "Wow, since you're so successful, tipping me and extra $100 is like nothing to you, unless you are just feeding me a line?"

    So he can keep his story going, or he can find a less expensive target.

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    Grace.. That's some funny stuff.. lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo
    He showed me some pictures of some of his other models, and they were kinda out-of-focus, but maybe that's cause they were just polaroids. His other models looked really happy, except they had some white powder on their faces...I can't beleive a professional model wouldn't do a mirror-check before a shoot, but whatever!
    Those were the "before" pictures. Lets just hope your local county coroner doesn't have possession of the "after" ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    I think it's a joke too....silly girl!
    Exactly, and played out very deceptively. My style of joking!
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    This post is hystrical! You had me for a half second. So sad that humans like this exist. What a waste of a life. Thank god people like us find his crap humorously entertaining. I hope he reads this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris

    Yeah, I've heard this line many times. I just let them think they've got me. I'll throw lines at them like: "Wow, since you're so successful, tipping me and extra $100 is like nothing to you, unless you are just feeding me a line?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo
    Hey, guess what, guys! I'm going to be a model!! So this guy totally came into the club last night and he's a fashion designer and photographer, and he wants me to be his model!! How cool is that? I told him my commercial rate is $300 an hour, and he told me not to worry about it cause he'd "take care of" me, so I guess everything is OK!!! He got two dances from me and then tried to talk me into giving him a retrospective 2-for-1 dance special. But that's OK, because he's going to be taking such good care of me in the future, right? He showed me some pictures of some of his other models, and they were kinda out-of-focus, but maybe that's cause they were just polaroids. His other models looked really happy, except they had some white powder on their faces...I can't beleive a professional model wouldn't do a mirror-check before a shoot, but whatever! He told me he has like, tons of contacts in the industry, so I guess I'm on my way to a whole new career! Isn't that exciting!?!?!?!
    I used to try and coerce strippers into giving me freebies using this tactic. Sadly, it never worked. Maybe I shouldnt promised I would use them as models for Egyptian Heiroglyphics on the 300 story tall Pyramid I am building in my back yard.

    Dammit, I need a woman whose has a frog shaped head, like Heqet.

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