What are the top ten commandments of a stripper toward a regular customer?....By the same token what are the top ten commandement of a customer toward his regular stripper?
I don't know....just tell me!
What are the top ten commandments of a stripper toward a regular customer?....By the same token what are the top ten commandement of a customer toward his regular stripper?
I don't know....just tell me!
It's TOO BAD SHE'LL won't LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?
1. Thou shalt not give extras....unless the price is right.
2. Thou shalt not covet another dancer's ass, errr, customer...unless she isn't working that day.
3. Thou shalt not fuck the management, bouncers, or DJ...unless they are really hot.
4. Thou shalt NOT wear glitter.
5. Thou shalt NOT wear baby oil.
6. Thou shalt NOT wear heavy perfume.
7. Thou shalt not involve yourself with club drama.
8. Though shalt not fail to tip everyone who helps you well.
9. Though shalt not promise to meet a customer at a specific time and place after you've taken his money with no intention of doing so.
10. That SHALT keep your big mouth shut and focus on making money!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M


Originally Posted by poriland4
1. The strip club is not a singles bar
2. To have the best time you can possibly have, go in with no expectations
3. Learn to appricate the show the dancers are putting on for you, even if they don't
4. Never take anything plastic (credit cards) in the SC with you.. unless of course, you have an Amex card, which is basically cash
5. Don't get caught up in between club drama.
6. It's okay to let a woman run her "sales pitch" to you, but don't give any "here is rent money" dances. She hasn't sold you a dance, she sold you a story. I didn't come to the SC for that, and ovbiously she doesn't apprciate her job or me enough to know or care about the difference
7. Tip everyone
8. Buy drinks.. lots and lots of drinks.. even for dancers you don't particularly like. I can go to the SC, not get one lap dance (has happened before, not becuase I didn't want one) but I am never alone becuase I buy everyone drinks
9. Never let the SC interfere with your personal or "OTC" life. If I have somewhere ot be at say, 8 in the morning, and I know I need at least 4 hours of sleep to be functionable, I will leave no later than 3am, and that's pushing it.. I don't care how bad a dancer "wants to see me"
10. Just as important as it is for a dancer to screen out customers, it's just as important for you to screen out dancers. I will sit and talk to anyone, that's my personality. However, there are very few I will spend money on, and not necessarly the hottest ones there.. for me to maximize what I want, I have to spend money on who and what I want.
10. There is no sex in the champagne room. Except in TX.
People are not ruled by their memories.
TOO's Top 10 Laws of Customer Behavior
1st Law: It's all about the money. Always. Take care of the dancers and the dancers will take care of you. Bargain shoppers, get thee to a WalMart and stay the hell out of my strip club!
2nd Law: Generosity and class make all the difference in the world. Be a gentleman to a fault.
3rd Law: Never, ever let a dancer pay for anything in the club. Food, drinks, cigarettes, clothing, costumes, Tiffany's or the third mortgage on the house. It's all the same. You pay, she plays.
4th Law: Never break a promise. Smile, laugh, be thoughtful and always deliver more than you promise. Sure, it's an insanely flagrant violation of the ironclad rule, "Never believe anything you hear in a strip club" but the Shock and Awe that follow are priceless. Really.
5th Law: Take care of everybody in the club. Tip ferociously.
6th Law: If "respect" isn't your middle name, stay home until it is.
7th Law: Learn the rules of the subculture before going into any club.
8th Law: What goes on in the club, stays in the club. The ad agency asshats stole this for Vegas, but they stole it from a strip club. Keep your mouth shut, respect confidences and look out for people.
9th Law: The smartest dancers are the thoroughbreds of the species. Treat them with respect, generosity, humor, sensitivity, affection and deep admiration and you will never, ever stop smiling.
10th Law and The Prime Directive: Inside or outside the club, it's the dancers who do the choosing. If you've done everything else right, this will be the most beautiful music your ears have ever heard.
Kat's list is pretty damn accurate, not surprisingly.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
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