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    I am sorry I have been acting so crazy oom these forums.....Have had problems with my Ol Lady....From now on I will limit my topics to Social Issues involving exotic dancers and there rights

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    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooook. And now for something totally different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trainfinder22
    I am sorry I have been acting so crazy oom these forums.....Have had problems with my Ol Lady....From now on I will limit my topics to Social Issues involving exotic dancers and there rights
    You might want to focus a little more on them thar spell checkin' thingys, buddy.

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    Wow,he calls his SO "Ol Lady".Sheesh.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    Wow,he calls his SO "Ol Lady".Sheesh.
    Maybe this is her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    Maybe this is her.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooook.
    <Forrest Gump>That's all I have to say about that.</Forest Gump>

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    At least he didn't call her a "Ball and chain".
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    At least he didn't call her a "Ball and chain".
    One is just as bad as the other.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    At least he didn't call her a "Ball and chain".
    How'd you get my wedding photo?

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    Baring your soul here doesnt get you points, Im afraid.

    FBR
    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    Lol I'm going to start calling my girl my 'Ol Lady


    -E
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    Quote Originally Posted by X Evan X
    Lol I'm going to start calling my girl my 'Ol Lady


    -E
    Since you live in the south,you can get away with doing that,LOL!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    There are circles were that is not a derogatory title.

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    My ol'lady = my mom!
    It&#039;s TOO BAD SHE&#039;LL won&#039;t LAST, BUT then again WHO DOES!?

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    GALAHAD

    It's not the real Grail?


    DINGO


    Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the

    penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment

    ... you must tie her down on a bed ... and spank her. Come!



    GIRLS

    A spanking! A spanking!



    DINGO

    You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you

    may deal with her as you like and then ... spank me.



    AMAZING

    And spank me!



    STUNNER

    And me.



    LOVELY

    And me.



    DINGO

    Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!



    GIRLS

    A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight.



    DINGO

    And after the spanking ... the oral sex.



    GALAHAD

    Oh, dear! Well, I...



    GIRLS

    The oral sex ... The oral sex.



    GALAHAD

    Well, I suppose I could stay a BIT longer.





    At this moment there is a commotion behind and SIR LAUNCELOT and CONCORD,

    possibly plus GAWAIN, burst into the bathing area with swords drawn and

    form themselves round SIR GALAHAD threatening the GIRLS.



    LAUNCELOT

    Sir Galahad!



    GALAHAD

    Oh ... hello ...



    LAUNCELOT

    Quick!



    GALAHAD

    Why?



    LAUNCELOT

    You are in great peril.



    DINGO

    No he isn't



    LAUNCELOT

    Silence! Foul temptress!



    GALAHAD

    Well, she's got a point.



    LAUNCELOT

    We'll cover your escape!



    GALAHAD

    Look - I'm fine!



    GIRLS

    Sir Galahad!



    He threatens DINGO.



    GALAHAD

    No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!



    GIRLS

    Yes, yes, let him Tackle us single-handed!



    LAUNCELOT

    Come Sir Galahad, quickly!



    GALAHAD

    No, really, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily!



    DINGO

    Yes, let him handle us easily.



    LAUNCELOT

    No sir. Quick!





    He starts pulling GALAHAD away.



    GALAHAD

    No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred.



    GIRLS

    He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance.



    DINGO

    Oh shit!



    By now LAUNCELOT and CONCORDE have hustled GALAHAD out of the bathing

    area and are running through the outside door.



    LAUNCELOT

    We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.



    GALAHAD

    (dragging his feet somewhat)

    I don't think I was.





    LAUNCELOT

    You were, Sir Galahad, You were in terrible peril.



    GALAHAD

    Look, let me go back in there and face the peril?



    LAUNCELOT

    It's too perilous.



    They are right outside the castle by now.

    GALAHAD

    Look, it's my duty as a knight to try and sample as much peril as I can.



    LAUNCELOT

    No, no, we must find the Grail.




    The thunderstorm is over. A bunch (sic) of PAGES are tethered to a tree with


    more MEN waiting. Their tethers are untied and the PAGES start banging away

    with their coconuts. GALAHAD is swept along with them as they ride off.



    GALAHAD

    Oh, let me go and have a bit of peril?



    LAUNCELOT

    No. It's unhealthy.



    GALAHAD

    ... I Bet you're gay.



    LAUNCELOT

    I am not!


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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    Baring your soul here doesnt get you points, Im afraid.

    FBR
    And here I was, stripped down to the soul, ready to jump in.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    my baby's momma.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    my baby's momma.
    you are so white

    it's just "baby momma"

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    ^ LOL

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    Isn't trainfinder22 a lady!? Or is it a troll<eeerie music>

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    All I have to say is if my guy started calling me his 'ol lady, I would have to remind him about how much older his cradle robbing butt was... lol So take note. hehehe

    -E

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