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    Default A female's vocabulary

    "Fine"
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    "Five Minutes"
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    "Nothing"
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

    "Go Ahead"
    This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

    "Loud Sigh"
    Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

    "That's Okay"
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    "Thanks"
    This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly

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    Default Re: A female's vocabulary

    Vy,where do you get this stuff???I love it!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    lol! this is so true!
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    HAHA! I gotta send this to my husband! He was just asking me this morning what was wrong..I said "NOTHING". when in all actuality, I'm pmsing, the house is destroyed, the kids were driving me nuts, I'm on a deadline for work and need more clients badly, (which he was JUST bitching about last night), I was tired, I couldn't see cause I didn't have my contacts or glasses on, which for some reason puts me in a bad mood, lol and I hadn't had my coffee or breakfast yet! lol

    And yes, I should be working instead of being here, but I have ADD and can't stay on one thing for too long!





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    I feel like the "nothing" comment is like when a clerk asks "how are you today" and even if you just lost your job, your kids are sick, the bills are over due, and your mother just laid the biggest guilt trip on you ever, you always say "oh, fine."

    It is basically the shortest way to say "Thanks for your concern, but the issues that are bothering me right now are taking up so much of my energy, that I just don't have time to even answer you with more than one word. I'll get into it later, and you should be prepared for an emotional meltdown from me."

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    lol this is too funny!
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

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    Thats funny , but kind of scary too

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    I only wish for honesty. Nothing fancy.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    FINE.

    *sigh*

    the secret is out










    LOL, great post Vyanka!



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    FINE.

    *sigh*

    the secret is out
    Oh, like every man above the age of 18 doesnt know this already.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John
    Oh, like every man above the age of 18 doesnt know this already.

    You'd be surprised how dumb some of them can be.



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